The Weird, The Strange, and The Ugly

The Montauk Monster

Part dog, part bird, part lobster. This “monster” was washed up on a beach in Montauk, NY. Man, it’s ugly!! Jeff Corwin said it is a decaying dog. Look again Jeff. That is NOT a dog. I think that its an alien washed up on shore. They are among us, take a good look at that face. Weird.

Cat Man

Actually, I can’t tell if its a man or a woman. I guess it doesn’t really matter. It turned itself into a cat face. I’m sure that its partner enjoys making out with it. eek.
Ugly.

Fat Primate

I wonder if he can see around the fat surrounding his face. Poor guy, he looks so sad. If I were him I would maybe grow out my fur to cover up some of the fat. That could be one solution, but there has to be a purpose for those rolls. Insulation perhaps?
Ugly.

Man Baby

I think ugly describes this one. I have no words. He’s looking at me. My dreams are haunted. AHHHH!

High Fashion Headpiece

I can hear it now. “So what are we going to design this year? We need accessories! How about a necklace, but made for the face?”

What!? That looks like something anyone off the street would wear. Definitely functional for everyday wear. Strange.

Cathie Jung

Age: 70
Waist size: 15 inch = Mayonnaise jar
Mental Health: Crazy

This woman has won the title of the Worlds Smallest Waist. What an accomplishment, Cathie! Where did your organs go?

She had a corset custom made for her to sleep in, eat in, and swim in to reduce the size of her waist. Now thanks to her corset, she can’t breathe, eat, or lay down. Wow! I want one! Strange.

Fattest Man In The World

I think I just threw up in my mouth. He seems proud of this title. If he doesn’t die of a heart attack, he’ll parish from suffocation.

Just keep on eating, man. Just keep on eating. Ugly.

Finger Fright

Ok, I just don’t understand this. How does she do ANYTHING? Cut them off, just cut them off!! This woman is just crazy. I wouldn’t want to get into a fight with her. Strange.

Pillow Head

Well I guess you wouldn’t have to worry about getting bed head. You are one. Hahaha ok, sorry.
I actually want one of these. You could just put the pillow hat on and lay down and go to sleep. The only catch would be that you couldn’t sleep on your side. I’m a side sleeper, so this may not work out actually. Weird.