Wild Animal Defects

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Al Gore not compelling enough to convince you to stop putting unnatural toxic stuff on earth? Perhaps these little guys might convince you to pay the extra dollar for the organic stuff next time!

I don't think he's going to get very far with two brains so far away.

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(photo: greenpacks.org)

No, he's not looking at you funny on purpose.

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(photo: damncoolpics.blogspot.com)

Better than a head on each end, I suppose.

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(photo: fireretardants.wordpress.com)

Meet Rudy, the two-headed pig.

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Someone put something in the water in Iowa. Or maybe it’s all that genetically modified corn?

(photo: weirdnewsflies.com)

Awww, a little cyclops monkey.

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You will totally be able to tell when he’s pretending to listen, but is actually just watching the game on the TV behind you. (photo: unconfirmedsources.com)

Behold! The elusive unicorn goat!

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(photo: theequinest.com)

Meet Thumbelina, the world's smallest horse.

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At only 57 pounds, this miniature horse from St. Louis holds the world record.

The bald little mouse.

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My eyes say terror, but my heart says love!

Looks like we're ordering pizza.

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(photo: tekniklr.com)

At least this turtle might be able to come to a directional consensus.

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(photo: indiastudychannel.com)

The seven-legged lamb.

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This poor little guy was said to have a great attitude, despite his flawed phenotype. (photo: whysheep.com)

The better for me to hear you with?

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This unique house cat has been aptly named Yoda.

This one's so cute, I want to kiss it right on the quacker.

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Back scratcher not necessary.

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The world's smallest cat.

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Due to a genetic defect, this pint-sized kitty is now two years old, and only 6" tall. His name, Mr. Peebles isn’t doing anything for his street cred, either.

Looks like those odd little models from the surprise packages in Chinatown.

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Roky Erickson's "Two-Headed Dog"

One of my favorite rawkin’ tunes. Can’t get it out of my head while writing this piece.

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Discussions

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Why am I scared?

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How do things with TWO HEADS EXIST?! This always baffles me……i also failed science, so my brain can’t conceptualize HOW/why this happens.