Anything Can be Used as a Weapon
by Dead C
4 contributors - November 24, 2008
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As prison folk know all too well, anything can be utilized as a weapon if necessary. It's important to be resourceful, whether you are the victim or attacker in a situation. This list is for unorthodox objects and methods for the use of human assault. Let's get creative and think gang, lives could depend on it!
Lollipops
What a swell treat for kiddies. Oh the sweet childhood innocence. Turn one of these around, however, and you have the perfect tool for stabbing out an eyeball or plunging into the brain via the nose or ear.
Candy Canes
Sticking with the candy theme and stabbings, here is the holiday treat that has made children happy for generations. This one can be pulled off incog because it can be subtly sucked into a point and then festively jabbed in through the neck.
Perfume
Spray it in a fool’s eyes. A bottle like this would also be great for throwing at someone’s head.
This article explains how a woman fought off her knifed attacker with some Elizabeth Arden
Undomesticated Cat
This versatile weapon features numerous methods of deployment.
added by crackbaby 11/24/2008
Woman Kills Cat with Stiletto Shoes
Disgusting because she did it on purpose.
added by Chelsea 11/25/2008
Nintendo Wii Remote
We’ve been taught our whole lives to channel our rage into our video game controllers and to destroy “bad guys”.
…….Use your training, Grashopper!!
added by crackbaby 11/24/2008
Magazine
Who can forget Jason Bourne kicking mucho ass using nothing more than a rolled up magazine? I knew The New Republic had to be good for something…
added by GillianS 11/25/2008
Light Bulbs
I like the idea of using a light bulb as a weapon because the symbol of a light bulb over head is perfect and has long been used as a representation for thinking fast and being resourceful on your feet. These aren’t only great for crack pipes they are also great for cutting up a crack head in defense.
Become a Ninja in the Urban City
This guide focuses on the Seattle area but has elements that can be used anywhere
Icicles
Same idea as a candy cane except, as a violent attacker, you have the benefit of having the evidence melt away.
Cowboy Arsenal-Up
This picture showcases five lethal wepons that no audience member of the Jerry Springer show would ever leave home without.
1) VW hubcap-sized belt buckle (‘nuff said?)
2) rope (choke or burn your opponent)
3) Wallet chain (choke or lacerate a fool)
4) Bare hands (be sure they’re registered)
5) Roll of quarters (stuff ’em down the front of your pants for easy access)
added by crackbaby 11/24/2008
Roman Candle
Can’t afford a rocket propelled grenade? Just one trip to your local indian reservation and you’ll be waging your own holy war in no time!
added by crackbaby 11/24/2008
Me So Pretty
Open up those eyes girl… but slam on the brakes and do this at the same time, and rip those pretties out, and have a flappy eyelid for life.
added by AlexandraF 12/16/2008
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You know that possibilities really are endless. So much so, I have to think of OTHER things so as not to think about what I could do to people with just about anything laying around.
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Good work, Dead C. This fits perfectly into DIY & Crafts and/or Fitness & Health! HA!
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