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My friend Alicia recently told me she didn't understand why people like watermelon so much. "It's 94% water," she said. "I just don't get what all the fuss is about for that 6% of natural sugar." I nearly plotzed when she said this. As anyone who is not absolutely crazy knows, watermelon is the awesomest and most delicious fruit on the planet. Here are 18 reasons why watermelon is awesome. If you disagree or prefer another melon, please feel free to chime in.
Because it can be easily wrapped for gift giving purposes
When Watermelon and Japan collide.
Because it gives you a place to hide after you've flung poo at strangers
It wasn’t me.
Because they look like Boobs
Because they'll turn you into a regular Ron Jeremy
Watermelon contains an amino acid called citrulline, which relaxes and dilates blood vessels in your weiner much like Viagra and other drugs meant to treat limp weiner syndrome (LWS)
See the full article from Web MD here
Buckingham Fountain
S Columbus Dr & E Congress Dr, Chicago, IL 60605
A great spot for watermelon munching and escaping Chicago heat. Enjoy the cool breeze that comes off of Buckingham fountain with a nice slice of melon.
A great spot for watermelon munching and escaping Chicago heat. Enjoy the cool breeze that comes off of Buckingham fountain with a nice slice of melon.
Because who doesn't like a nice Watermelon diaper or Squash Yarmulke?
“Dude, I f*cking hate my parents”
Because a watermelon helmet always trumps a squash yarmulke
Look into my eyes, baby…
Because you can make cool watermelon art out of it
Museum of Contemporary Art Chicago
220 E Chicago Ave, Chicago, IL 60611
Every Tuesday from June 2 – September 22, 2009, the MCA has free Jazz concerts on its terrace from 5:30-8 pm. Stop by at the museum’s farmer’s market for some treats before the concerts or pack your own picnic basket and blanket and enjoy some watermelon on the lawn.
Every Tuesday from June 2 – September 22, 2009, the MCA has free Jazz concerts on its terrace from 5:30-8 pm. Stop by at the museum’s farmer’s market for some treats before the concerts or pack your own picnic basket and blanket and enjoy some watermelon on the lawn.
Because dogs like it and dogs are cool.
And Last but not least, because it just makes you wanna smile
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Because vodka soaked watermelon always encourages awesomely poor decisions.
Because you can use it to reenact the game of PacMan
nom nom nom…
Because it's Summer's Snowman
Because eating stuff bigger than your head is cool
Top 12 Reasons to eat watermelon
According to this article, watermelon both cleanses the kidneys and acts as a hangover cure…now if it could only add money to my bank account…
Because it's a natural aphrodisiac
I think I’m in love
Lincoln Park Zoo
2200 N Cannon Dr, Chicago, IL 60614
Good for kids. A healthy, low budget treat that beats the expensive, fried food options at the zoo. You can bring your own watermelon in zip lock bags and have your kids munch on it throughout the day.
Good for kids. A healthy, low budget treat that beats the expensive, fried food options at the zoo. You can bring your own watermelon in zip lock bags and have your kids munch on it throughout the day.
Because it makes an excellent organic building material
Green City Markets
2732 N Clark St Ste 3, Chicago, IL 60614
The biggest and baddest farmer’s market in the city. A great place to sample some local varieties.
The biggest and baddest farmer’s market in the city. A great place to sample some local varieties.
Because Wolves like it and wolves are even cooler than dogs.
By the transitive property of wolf: If you eat watermelon you are cool.
Because it means Gallagher will always have a job doing Children's theather
A washed up Gallagher attempts new watermelon smashing routine as Sir Watermelon.
Medieval Times
2001 N Roselle Rd, Schaumburg, IL 60195
There were no forks in Medieval Times, hence there are no forks at Medieval Times. Luckily, watermelon doesn’t require utensils.
There were no forks in Medieval Times, hence there are no forks at Medieval Times. Luckily, watermelon doesn’t require utensils.
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Hm…I don’t even like watermelon, but now I want some.
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Oh hi, I’m THAT Alicia. Wait, I’m “absolutely crazy”??? First HiLiner calls me “Captain Insano” and now this?!?
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