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Hideously Awesome, Ugly Xmas Sweaters
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Christmas is right around the corner. And you know what that means. Yep, it's time for ugly sweater parties. Here are some hideously awesome sweater ideas to provide some inspiration for you this holiday season.
The Chad
What this sweater tries to say: I own a Porsche.
What it actually says about you: I own monogrammed underwear.
The Xmas Sweater-Red Bow Combo
What it tries to say: I stand out in a crowd.
What it actually says: I wasn’t invited to prom.
The Half-Ass
What this outfit says about you: I half-ass my way through life.
These two did a stellar job with their sweaters and had potential to be truly outstanding ugly sweaterists.
What’s with the jeans, though? Are you telling me you couldn’t find one pair of green corduroy pants to complete the package. For shame…
The El Guapo
Requires:
Red Turtle Neck + Nutcracker sweater vest +
Multiple Beverages + Extreme Handsomeness
The Dark Knight
What this sweater tries to say: I am Batman
What this sweater actually says: I am going to get beat up at recess.
The 2030
This is what sweaters will look like in the future (assuming the future is 1987).
The Lady Killer
What this sweater tries to say: I am an animal in bed.
What this sweater actually says: I escaped from the zoo.
Zebra Arm
What this sweater tries to say: I am exotic!!
What it actually says: I am intoxicated.
The Tiger Sweater
What this sweater tries to say: Animal prints are for Rock Stars!
What it actually says: I play the air guitar.
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The Argyle Sandwich
What you’ll need:
Two parts Argyle
One part reindeer
Three parts Jersey Turnpike
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For those who can’t be bound by the social confines of sleeves, I give you the Xmas sweater vest.
What this sweater tries to say: “Sleeves are for pussies!”
What it actually says: I own multiple pairs of jean shorts.
The Cherny Tunic
Like a regular Xmas Sweater, but Cherny-er and in Turtleneck tunic style.
Merry Hanukkah
Proving that stupid holiday sweaters transcend religion.
The Wolf Sweater
What this says about you: I own “Magic the Gathering” cards.
The Cosby
Like Bill Cosby, but with an ounce of weed in his pocket.
The Furry Sweater, Short Shorts Combo
What this sweater tries to say: I EXUDE AWESOMENESS!!!!!
What it actually says: I EXUDE AWESOMENESS!!!!!
Oscar the Grinch or Swamp Thing in a Trash Can?
What this sweater tries to say: I am Oscar the Grouch.
What it actually says: I have botulism
Pirate-Nerd
“I just pirated the new Korn song off of Napster”
ARRRGGH you a dude with a pony tail and/or a computer engineering degree? If so, this piratical sweater is for you.
What this sweater tries to say: I rape and pillage.
What it actually says: I saw Pirates of the Caribbean seven times.
The Religious Sweater
What this sweater says about you: Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your a schmuck.
Duck Hunter
What this sweater tries to say: I am kitschy.
What it actually says: I still smoke pot.
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Screw the sweaters… How about some dradle tights!!!!!
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I NEED THAT DUCK HUNT SWEATER IMMEDIATELY. (I still smoke pot).
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