Hideously UGLY Spring Fashion

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A new season means new fashion trends, but this spring I'm a little baffled. It seems I'm perpetually stopping in my tracks and wondering, 'Wait. HOW is that even kind of CUTE?!???' A lot of the styles in stores this season are downright UGLY. There I said it. Here are a few trends that make my skin crawl...Add your own so we can stop these tragic trends from spreading!

Floral Granny Jumpers

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Part mechanic-part senior citizen home…this jumper is doomed to be a Fashion Don’t.

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Nope. Not even this adorable girl can convince me that harem pants are a good idea.

Tie-Dye MuuMuu

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Guaranteed to add about 85 lbs. to your frame. Unflattering on so many levels.

Fringe Suede Vest

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This hideous vest needs to stay in the wild wild west.

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One more time…I hate harem pants.

Ruched Jumpers

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Not okay.

Saggy Jeans

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No matter how lazy you get with a button and zipper, this is not a good look to go for.

added by Michelle Daler 04/16/2009

Diane von Furstenberg Harem Pants

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No, DvF…not even you, goddess of all that is good in women’s fashion, can save this tragic trend. These wild pants are all wrong.

 

Harem Pants

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Saggy, baggy and grey…need I say more?

Nude-Colored Silk Blouson Jumpsuit

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Shapeless, awkward and unflattering. This long silk jumper will show every figure flaw and most likely wash you out. Steer clear.

Sequined Cocktail Shorts

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Elise Overland, you are a lovely designer, but since when were sequined drawstring satin shorts ever a good idea?

Aztec-print Shorts

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Why, why, why.

Tie-Dye Harem Pants?!??

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Really? and for $215???
Absolutely not.

Flat Studded Booties

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Giuseppe Zanotti, what were you thinking? Why would a flat, completely covered-up bootie flatter anyone?

Spider Heels??

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Oh my!

added by Michelle Daler 04/16/2009

Date Dress

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Put that thing away!!

added by Michelle Daler 04/16/2009

Furry Jacket

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Oh you know, it’s just something new from Louis Vuitton’s new Spring collection. Because doesn’t this jacked just scream SPRING to you?!?! Actually, I think I heard RUN!!

added by Susie 04/17/2009
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The trends you chose were definitely spot on for the ugly factor. Harem pants and muumuu’s, seriously? While I CAN envision the trends actually looking not so bad when worn properly (and on the right person), I know that these in reality will end up looking tragic on most. Keep up the great guides! Emerald Dandy