Your Best Touchdown Dance

Unassuming Nerd Dance AKA the MOST AWESOME DANCE EVER

El Guapo recommended!!

This is the most awesome victory dance ever. If you’ve never seen this video, consider this your early Xmas present.

The Carlton

This classic is appropriate for touchdown celebrations as well as weddings, bar mitzvas and farewells.

The Obama Shuffle

Dificulty Level: Low

Interest Level: Low

This little two-step is pretty boring. Let’s just say that if George Bush were running for a third term as Most Awesomest Dancer, we know who the winner would be and his name would not rhyme with Shmarack Shmobama

Bush victory celebration dance after 2004 election

The Guy on Best Buy Hidden Camera Dance

Difficulty Level: Moderate

When to do dance: When no one’s looking.

Coolness level: moderate to high.

Added Bonus: Unintentional internet fame. Hooray!!

NerdFighterHappyDance

What’s your happy dance?

The Cubby Bear

Difficulty level: 3
Douchsnozzle level: 9

Technique: Repeatedly kick left leg then right leg while flailing arms wildly.

Is it just me or is the guy at the end of the video taking a leak?

The Ball Buster

FAIL!!

The White Man's Overbite

The White Man’s Overbigte is most frequently spotted at intra-office holiday parties, high school reunions and baseball game jumbotrons. It is what 90% of white guys look like when they dance.

If you recognize any of these moves as your own, chances are high that you fall into this demographic.

Kid Caught Dancing

Difficulty Level: 6

Coolness Level: -6

When to do this dance: NEVER!!