Top Ten Funny-ness for that (little) man in your life...
By ethwiny
updated 3 months ago
Come on...you know you can't resist 'em. Make Baby the envy of his baby crowd!!
This one(sie) is for you Ben(ji)!
Baby's been in a jailbreak!
Or, I guess, the proper term would be wombbreak? ouch! His parents did the crime and Baby did the time. This onesie from Baby Wit lets Baby proudly display his lengthy sentence in the slammer. He might have been out early except for that one incident with the shiv…oh, Baby, what were you THINKING?
Nope. It’s just Super Baby! Wry Baby onesie sets up this little super hero with all he needs (well, except the phone book and coke bottle glasses).
Note to new parents: That cape probably won’t keep Baby from falling to the ground when he’s trying to fly. Maybe it would be wise to invest in some gadgets? (I’m sure Baby Batman could give you a good deal).
All jokes aside, Baby proudly displays where his loyalties lie with this onesie from Mama Monkey. At least until Baby is 18 and can get officially inked with this classic momma lovin’ design.
...he can work on his sideburns, piercing stare, and soft spoken voice that makes all girls of the 90’s swoon from any crib, any time. This onesie from Shirts 4Squirts keeps Baby from being mistaken for Brandon…er…we mean Jason Priestley!
...and plying Baby with tshirts reminding him of whom he should be picking as his favorite can’t hurt right? Baby will never forget the person who loves him with this onesie from Snug Fits. Now..about that learning to read thing…
Baby sure has a nice set of wheels! This onesie from The Retro Baby gives Baby the chance to display his phat ride. Come on, Baby, throw some D’s on that Eddie Bauer stroller.
...or maybe just a big night on the town? This onesie from Prank Place is just the ticket. Remember, Baby, it’s better to be overdressed than underdressed.
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. ~Frank Lloyd Wright
We know that technology is pretty much the awesome-est thing evar. And Techie Baby proudly displays his love of all things tech with this onesie from Kitsel. But, be careful, Baby. Remember…get outside and play at least an hour a day.
..but Baby has to go through the supermodel phase. We know he’ll come around and marry a nice normal baby but until then advertising his feelings with this onesie from Trendy Remedy ain’t so bad.
(Information for Baby’s supermodel baby-girlfriends).
Baby, you so creative!
Artiste Baby is able to show his true colors in this onesie from Make Your OwnOnesie. What? You can’t see it? It’s a polar bear in a snow storm, duh. Whatever it may be this onesie is a blank canvas for creative expression (even if it’s only those nasty Gerber Sweet Potato spit ups).
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