Worst People To Sit Next To On A Plane

#10: Flakey Sunburnt Guy

It’s all fun and games until a piece of skin lands on your Cinnabon icing.

#8: Old Lady With Jellied Seafood

Those old ladies find a way to get liquids past the security check every time. Perhaps it actually qualifies as a plasma.

#6: Mouthbreather

…With bobbing head and active salivary glands.

#4: Guy Who Is Obviously Reading Over Your Shoulder

It’s not my fault that you failed to find 4 hours of entertainment in reading “Sky Mall.”

#2: Guy Who Won't Rest Until You Share Earbud To View "Junior" DVD

#1: Couple With Suspiciously-Placed Jacket

Even worse when they’re the popular kids on their 8th grade trip to Washington D.C.

The Drunk Pilot

This pilot is not only drunk, but, he too, is a mouth-breather, talks about the mile-high club and sits with the 8th graders.

#9 Disconsolate Infant

This baby is just one tooth away from becoming a lethal weapon.

#7: Woman Who Snuck On Pee-Smelling Ferrett

As the old adage goes, the only thing that smells more like pee than a ferrett is pee, itself.

#5: Girl With Bladder The Size Of A Cocker Spaniel's

Everyone thinks the aisle seat is the best, until they sit next to this girl.

#3: Guy Who Keeps Talking About Mile High Club

Airplanes: The only excuse you have for watching this movie.

The Seat Kickers

I always seem to choose the seat with someone who can’t keep their feet still, after take their shoes off, and then proceed to give me whip lash!