Top Inventions for (Single) Women
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Finally - The counterpart to the top 10 Inventions for Single Men. Let's brainstorm this one together.
For those “special” times of the month.
Of Course We Do...
Thank you for the pillow fight invention… because all single women get together with their hot single-women friends and have pillow fights in their bras and panties… Plus, we put on makeup before the fight and make sure all is shaved and pretty… “Come here silly!”
The Fedex Shorts
Something for the eye. Single or not, those shorts make life in the office much more pleasant. I wonder if they were the brainchild of a man or a woman…
Self-defense Classes
Boy, we need that. And training looks like fun…..
The lady-bloggers at Jezebel can be pretty abrasive and more than annoying at times, but features like “Crap Email from a Dude” would make any girl relieved to be single. I <3 Jezebel.
I am a late convert to SATC (um, like a month ago), but might this be one of the greatest “inventions” for single women? I’m surprised it hasn’t been mentioned!
Also, “the rabbit,” but I see we have a showerhead up here. ;)
The Dishwasher!
It made life easier for 1950’s housewives everywhere!
When she was angry and hated men.
Massaging Shower Head
Rumor has it that single women can’t live without one of these.
Of course - Sperm Banks
We can have children without a man (well, almost). Now that’s brilliant.
Parking Spaces for Women Only
Oh, that’s just in Europe. What a great invention, though. These are the spots in park houses closest to the exit and closest to lights. If there is an attendant, then they are closest to the attendant.
I am not making this up
This means parking space for women
Not to state the obvious....
Is it out of line to say the Vibrator????
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