Top Inventions for (Single) Women

by Anke  10 contributors  -  August 26, 2008   + Add To This Guide

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Finally - The counterpart to the top 10 Inventions for Single Men. Let's brainstorm this one together.

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For those “special” times of the month.

added by donnyc 08/26/2008

Of Course We Do...

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Thank you for the pillow fight invention… because all single women get together with their hot single-women friends and have pillow fights in their bras and panties… Plus, we put on makeup before the fight and make sure all is shaved and pretty… “Come here silly!”

added by AlexandraF 09/04/2008

The Fedex Shorts

Something for the eye. Single or not, those shorts make life in the office much more pleasant. I wonder if they were the brainchild of a man or a woman…

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added by Head 08/28/2008

Self-defense Classes

Boy, we need that. And training looks like fun…..

The one to train on

Fist Suit

Yes, please.

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added by Jordan Forrest 08/30/2008

Me

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In case you haven’t heard, I am god’s gift to women. Now comment on my guides

added by Vincente 08/28/2008

Jezebel

The lady-bloggers at Jezebel can be pretty abrasive and more than annoying at times, but features like “Crap Email from a Dude” would make any girl relieved to be single. I <3 Jezebel.

added by GillianS 08/28/2008
 
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I am a late convert to SATC (um, like a month ago), but might this be one of the greatest “inventions” for single women? I’m surprised it hasn’t been mentioned!

Also, “the rabbit,” but I see we have a showerhead up here. ;)

added by aliciak 09/04/2008

The Dishwasher!

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It made life easier for 1950’s housewives everywhere!

added by HelenaHandbasket 09/04/2008

Alanis

When she was angry and hated men.

added by Jordan Forrest 08/30/2008

Massaging Shower Head

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Rumor has it that single women can’t live without one of these.

added by Excelninja 08/30/2008

Of course - Sperm Banks

We can have children without a man (well, almost). Now that’s brilliant.

Ohhhh

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Parking Spaces for Women Only

Oh, that’s just in Europe. What a great invention, though. These are the spots in park houses closest to the exit and closest to lights. If there is an attendant, then they are closest to the attendant.

I am not making this up

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This means parking space for women

Not to state the obvious....

Is it out of line to say the Vibrator????

added by Chelsea 08/28/2008
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Discussions

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Hahahaha love this guide. Pillow fight!!!

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First thought in my mind too Alicia! Sorry Anke, tempting, but I won’t do it!

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Hmm I have some inappropriate ones in mind… ;)

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German national who loves the beach, sunshine, and everything outdoors. Anything under water is great, too! Life goals: One year at the North Shore, a dog named Elvis, 7 more marathons, winning something just once

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