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Let's face it, there are many things in life that piss me off! Quite frankly, I feel like venting for a moment. How 'bout you?
Miley Cyrus' Lips
I don’t know what it is about her lips that PISS ME OFF! Geez, it doesn’t make you look sexy when you do that! STOP IT! STOP IT!!
Car Doors
When I ride my bike everyday in the city of Chicago, I am constantly avoiding car doors. This is a constant fight for life here. We’re not talkin’ a slight crack. We’re talkin’ WACK! There goes my life! CLOSE YOUR DAMN DOOR! Thanks.
Sports Fans
I know, they’re everywhere. Yet, I chose the WORST neighborhood in Chicago to live in, Wrigleyville. Yep, it’s my own damn fault that I’m surrounded by idiots.
Piercing Noises
This particularly goes for extremely loud motorcycles. SHUT UP!!! The ear is a precious instrument we use to hear the world around us. If you don’t care about your hearing, fine…. BUT I DO!
Sharp Objects
I always manage, one way or another, to cut myself on sharp objects. I end up blaming it on the object, but is it really me I should be pissed at?
Taxes PISS ME OFF!
I give so much of my hard earned money away to the government. Where is it going?!
Guides That Other Pissed Off People Wrote
Gawd, How Pretentious!! by Elisa
Learn To Drive You Freakin’ Idiot! by improbable
How To Piss Off Your Assistant by Helenahandbasket
Deep, throbbing bass
I actually get nauseated when someone pulls up next to me with a full set of booming woofers. It’s stupid, but deep bass sounds fuck with the inner ear. Infrasound (sounds that fall below the normal hearing range) can be used as weapons (http://www.lowertheboom.org/trice/infrasound.htm).
added by Andrea D 05/31/2009
Cell Phone Users Everywhere
It’s like there is no one else around them in the world. I mean, please take that thing off your ear and look at the world around you! GAH!
Work Out Buffs
I know you look good. Guess what, I DON’T CARE! Get a life and stop showing off your guns with your sleeveless cut off and your six pack mid drifts.
Soccer Moms
Soccer moms know that no one is paying attention to their child. They don’t really care… it’s all about THEM! Please get back in your oversized SUV and go home to your kitchen!
Women On Top Of Hummers
Why? I only ask why is this necessary? EWWWW!
Empty Cereal Boxes
When I wake up in the morning I look forward to a nice cup of coffee and a bowl of cereal. When that doesn’t happen, I AM PISSED!!!
Hummer Limos
Limos and Hummers by themselves are bad enough, bu when you mate them you get the dreaded Limmer (Hummo?).
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just like Miley Cirus, hummers annoy me for simply existing and are both useless in my book.
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