Who's The Next Britney (a.k.a Celebrity Headcase)?

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April 27, 2009
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Britney was once hailed as the next Madonna, and it kind of makes you wonder who the next Britney is. And by the who the next Britney is, I don't mean the next person to kiss Madonna or dance with a python, I mean the next person to go bipolar in front of millions.

Miley Cyrus

Despite her squeaky clean Disney image, Miley has had a few episodes which hint that the pop princess has a wild child side she’s just waiting to unleash— Lohan style. Add in the fact that she’s ridiculously famous and rich before even turning 18 and there’s a potential recipe for disaster. And let’s not forget, Britney was once a Disney Channel darling herself…

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Katie Holmes

Katie went from being a girl-next-door who dated people like Chris Klein and starred in movies like “First Daughter” to being Tom Cruise’s leading lady and mother to his child. And the next thing you know she starts hanging out with Victoria Beckham and starts to look EXACTLY like her. Add in the whole crazy Scientology thing, and the fact that Tom is 16 years her senior, and I’d say Ms. Holmes is due for some kind of “episode.”

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Lindsay Lohan

Admittedly, Lindsay has probably already fallen off the deep-end. But the question on everyone’s minds was will Lindsay rebound Drew Barrymore style and overcome her child celebrity issues and her unstable parents? It seemed possible. But now that she’s broken up with girlfriend Samantha Ronson, who seemed to be keeping Lindsay steady and relatively sober, I wouldn’t be surprised if Lindsay returned to her old ways and lost it.

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Ashlee Simpson

After being eclipsed by older sister Jessica and then undergoing a crazy makeover (nose, hair, etc…) courtesy of her dad, Joe (who could probably give anyone a nervous breakdown), Ashlee got pregnant and married within a period of just a few months. And now the 24 year-old has as a 5 month-old baby. If that doesn’t spell “freakout” I don’t know what does.

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Bridget Moynahan

Poor Bridget. First, she and Tom Brady split up while she was pregnant with his child. And before she knows it she’s giving the baby 2am feedings by herself, while Brady is out partying with Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen! Next, Tom and Gisele tie the knot, and then Gisele starts trying to steal Bridget’s baby away! It may only a matter of time before Bridget loses it and has it out with Gisele, cat fight style.

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: by emerald_dandy 04/27/2009 Show 3 Replies

I couldn’t agree more with Katie Holmes – its a disaster waiting to happen!

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elijay

The SFV, Los Angeles

Likes: sweet pickles, English Bulldog puppies, jukeboxes, bicycles, and wheat beer. Dislikes: traffic jams, people who talk during yoga classes, murky swimming pools, excessively sweet frosting, and surly librarians.