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The Internets Bestiary
By leigh
updated 3 months ago
Captioned cats began it all. Now the Internets has a whole bestiary of sentient, or at least captioned, animals. And they're multiplying.
The Gods
Internets animals have their divinities too.
Ceiling Cat
Ceiling cat sees everything you do. It’s also rumored that ceiling cat created The Internets.
Ceiling cat is watching you… right now.
Raptor Jesus
Raptor Jesus died for your sins. He demands respect.
Get your lolgod on. This is exactly what it sounds like.
Origins
Where did they come from? Why are they here? Only now are we beginning to answer these questions.
The First of Them
It began with a simple desire for bovine meat and dairy.
And then it got weird
It’s only funny because it really happened. Sometimes animals are even funny when dead.
People do terrifying things to their pets.
Save a Lolcat
Adopt a cat. Take pictures. Caption them. Maybe they’ll spare you come the revolution.
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Beyond lolcats, there are more internets memes to explore.
A Right to Free Speech
Give a cat his voice. Caption a lolcat today.
Why They Will Attack: Our Sin
We took the bucket. That was a bad move.
When things were good...
Now, not so good...
This is how a walrus sounds. For reals. Why did we take the bucket?
Repurcussions
We took the bucket. Now what? Shark lawyers.
Stirrings of Trouble
It begins with simple theft.
Avenging Hordes
Though still relatively hidden with the internets, one day they will return to claim their own. Best to not be here when it happens.
Mounted Unit: Lion Cavalry
Nothing can beat this.
Naval Unit: Amphibious Tigers
By land and by sea… the amphibious tigers approach.
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