Happiness seems so easily attainable these days. All it really takes is a fair amount of denial. We all have things in the relationships of our lives we wish we could change. However, don't you sometimes wonder if maybe you've let a few things go too far? What exactly is the final straw that makes something go from "tolerable" to "no $%#!ing way"?
She does porn
I have no problem with my girlfriend being the fantasy of many a man. However, if video exists of her fulfilling those fantasies with many a man at the same time, then I think there’s a little bit of an issue. Call me vanilla, but kind of pushes it.
She Doesn't Support Your Dreams
Maybe you want to be the best whatever you want to be. Of course, if she thinks you should be doing something else – something that fits into what she likes for you versus what you like – then I’d say give her the heave-ho.
She's Rude
I went out a while back with a woman I’d been talking to for a while. I was excited to see where it’d go, but unfortunately it dropped-off very quick when we went to lunch and she had no courtesy towards the wait staff, or even chewing with her mouth closed. The saddest bit: she was two years older than me.
Ugly Feet
Give me an ex-pornstar any day over a girl with scaly, misshapen feet. * Cringe *
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