The Dealbreaker

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Happiness seems so easily attainable these days. All it really takes is a fair amount of denial. We all have things in the relationships of our lives we wish we could change. However, don't you sometimes wonder if maybe you've let a few things go too far? What exactly is the final straw that makes something go from "tolerable" to "no $%#!ing way"?

She does porn

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I have no problem with my girlfriend being the fantasy of many a man. However, if video exists of her fulfilling those fantasies with many a man at the same time, then I think there’s a little bit of an issue. Call me vanilla, but kind of pushes it.

She Doesn't Support Your Dreams

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Maybe you want to be the best whatever you want to be. Of course, if she thinks you should be doing something else – something that fits into what she likes for you versus what you like – then I’d say give her the heave-ho.

 

She's Rude

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I went out a while back with a woman I’d been talking to for a while. I was excited to see where it’d go, but unfortunately it dropped-off very quick when we went to lunch and she had no courtesy towards the wait staff, or even chewing with her mouth closed. The saddest bit: she was two years older than me.

Ugly Feet

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Give me an ex-pornstar any day over a girl with scaly, misshapen feet. * Cringe *

added by JayFerris 11/24/2008
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Sillyhead! I have this community guide already: http://www.guidespot.com/guides/the_dealbreaker !!!! Don’t you read my guides?!? ;)

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