Agh! My Eyes!: The Summer's Wackiest Sunglasses

WTF KANYE

Ok ok ok, Kanye West is famous and crazy and to some extent famous for being crazy. So he wears whacked out sunglasses that serve ABOSLUTELY NO PURPOSE. But explain this to me, fashionistas, HOW DID THIS BECOME A TREND?

Apparently Kanye glasses are known as “Shutter Shades.” Weird cause I thought they were just known as “Completely Idiotic.”

Bernhard Wilhellm "Mask" Sunglasses

I really wish I could see someone in public wearing these because I would not stop laughing at them ever.

Buy them online at SevenNewYork (pleaaaaaase buy them and send me pictures)

Leave it to Kim

Oh Kim Kardashian, even these wildly ugly Maison Martin Margiela sunglasses cannot distract me from your enormous ass. It’s not even in this picture and I’m looking at it.

I believe these were big in Germany, circa 2000. Photo credit

Hot Grandma Look

Remember when all those pervs were counting down the days until the Olson Twins turned 18? Yeah well, now they’re legal, AND they’ve got a grown-up drug habit, a grown-up fortune, and a grown-up unfortunate sense of style. Photo Credit

Spoiled Hipster Trying To Look Like Bob Dylan #9,732

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Yikes!

Sigh. Lady Gaga.

Don’t try to tell me these are stylish just because Lady Gaga is wearing them. I love her (though I am somewhat ashamed of this fact) but come on. These are fug.

Paris & Nicole & their Shades

Hey, guys, YOUR SUNGLASSES ARE TOO BIG.

I’ve always wanted a pair of these. I mean a pair of beers…these are just ridic.

Your name is STACY and you're WHITE

Congratulations, Fergie. Your sunglasses are ridiculous and confusing. Much like your fame.

These Oakley sunglasses have a bluetooth built in. Can you imagine anything douchier? I really can’t.

Muppet Weird

Oddly enough, the sunglasses aren’t even the tipping point. Photo credit

Two In One Chic

Because who says you can’t get a little shelf life out of your swim googles? Photo Credit