Is It Hot Out or Is It Just Me? The Summer D-bags Are Out

They Love To Tan

Too much tan? It’s never enough for a douchebag. Sometimes, eye brow plucking is a necessity.

Model Face Douche

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. This guy has the douche look written all over his scary tan face. I think his date only notices his abs.

Winter Hats and Summer Trunks

This is a signature look that will get those ladies flocking towards you and your arm tattoo!

The Lazy Douche

Do you think this guy likes the Sex Pistols?

The lazy douche seems to think the women will come flocking to THEM. Hmmm…

Drink of Choice: Bud Lite/Miller Lite

After years of drinking non stop in college, the drinking quest continues at baseball games… only with the lighter version.

MILLER LITE!!

Sometimes They Are Old

He’s proud of his bod.

Notice the button down shirt to expose his moobs.

They Are So Funny!

Gosh, where did he get that sense of humor?

Again, they love their Miller Lite!

Women Can Be Douches Too!

Don’t forget, these are the women that love the douchebag men! Just pull that tank up over your boobs to expose your belly!

Party Animals

After all of that Miller Lite… it’s time to party!

If you were wondering what a douchebag was, well check out this picture.

The Preppy Douche

Yay for this douche that he can accept pink like a man, but why pop the collar? It’s all part of the “look”.

They Love Their Bods

Throw a speedo on and you are sure to be called a douche in NO time!

Yelling Is The Name Of The Game

They love to pop the collars of their polos, wear sporty sunglasses, and yell for no apparent reason.

They Want To Tell The World

If your outfit doesn’t scream douche, then go ahead and say it ON your shirt. Hey, sometimes that’s how they express themselves.

They Love Their Accesories

A sterling silver watch is always the standard for the douchebag. They are very proud they can the time.

The Jonas Brothers = Douchebags

Sorry… couldn’t help it.

So Many Douchebag Couples

Aren’t they perfect for each other with their tan faces and their killer egotistical bods?!

They Are Role Models

This poor kid is going to grow up to be just like this douche. If only we could end the cycle!

Douches Like To Breed

One day this poor child will one day wear crocs, polos, and bracelets with encouraging words around her wrists.

They Have Tattoos!

Don’t be deceived by their tattooed arms.

Crotch Douche

He somehow has to make up for his genetically deprived body parts with a crotch rocket and large muscles.

A Couple Of Scary Douchebags

Is this even possible? They’ve injected themselves with so many steroids, that her organs have disintegrated and his face is rotting off. All I have to say is DOUCHEBAGS!