What's The Sugar In Your Coffee?
Sugar. The ingredient that usually makes or breaks a good cup of coffee. Not unlike a game of chess, your one choice in sugar could affect the events of the rest of your day. It's almost like sugar is... God. And we all know that when religion gets involved, wars usually start. The Sugar Wars? So, here's my question: whose side are you on?
Raw Sugar
It’s the unfiltered cigarettes of sugar. Straight, true and easy. You’ve got to crush it at the bottom, otherwise the crystals just sit there.
Sugar from Some Like It Hot
She may make you feel like you got the fuzzy end of the lollipop. Beware…
Equal Sweetner
This stuff just tastes gross…
Splenda
…and lots of it. I like my coffee sweet!
I know this needs to cease. Because when REAL sugar actually starts to taste weird to me, I know I have a problem. (Not to mention, God knows what’s in this stuff…) I just can’t get into Agave nectar or anything like that.
Help!!
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mswen 01/04/2009
Honey
It sounds weird, I know, but you if you ever have the chance to have a honey latte, you should take it!
Sweet'N Low
Cancer in pink. But, so delicious.
"Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard
A special kind of sugar for coffee that tastes like battery acid with Aqua Velva.
Sugarhill Gang
It’s the sugar that rocks the party.
Pas la sucre!
No sugar in my coffee. Ever. Milk only. I cannot stomach any kind of sugar or sugar substitute in my cup of joe…
Coffee Slut's Coffee Cup
I have become a bit random with my sugar intake. Sometimes it is a splash of splenda, while other times it’s a full packet of Sugar in the Raw. However, I always keep my coffee black and NEVER add milk! Milk only dilutes the coffee taste.
So, to answer the sugar question, I guess I lean more on the not so sweet side.
Black Tar Heroin
What? Like you’re so perfect or something?
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