Subway Surf

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Poet Jim Carroll used to write about subway surfing. Hip hop movies in the 1980s turned the New York subway into tag tanks. Now, things are much different. However every train has it's own personality. After living in New York for two years, I'd like to think I know a thing or two.

The 2 Train always seemed like an enigma to me. The only train on the red line to get upgraded with state-of-the-art cars, it runs through some of the most impoverishes areas in Brooklyn and the Bronx, while running express through Manhattan. To tell the truth, I always thought that Manhattan never really knew the 2 the way the other boroughs did. You can always expect your fair amount of hustlers, b-boys, and evangelists on this train. In other words, the people that make this city work.

Raccoon Lodge

59 Warren Street New York, NY 10007

Hop off the 2 at “Chambers St.” and hit up Raccoon Lounge half a block away. It’s divey and shady, but it does the trick on a late night pub crawl.

The N Train is the one John Travolta somberly rode in Saturday Night Fever. Shia LaBeouf got his mack on in it in A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints. Gene Hackman chased it down in The French Connection. In 2007, the N got upgraded with new cars that featured LCD subway maps and automated conductors. Put simply: it is The Hollywood Train. But don’t be fooled by it’s flashy express service in Manhattan. It’s still the train of choice to South Brooklyn’s Tony Manero’s and Astoria’s Catholic School kids.

Tisserie

857 Broadway New York, NY 10003

It’s French, so it must be good, right? Tisserie offers a sweet menu of desserts, coffees, and sandwiches. Located only a few steps from “14th Street/Union Square,” side-stepping the Starbucks across the street can make the arrival that much more satisfying.

Every family has the child of ill-repute, and the E Train gets that award. Not to talk smack about anything, but despite the E‘s semi-reliable express service in Queens, there’s not much more to it. The E has always seemed to be the filthiest, worst-smelling of the New York City subway trains. It would be very punk rock, if it’s lack of dependability didn’t seem obnoxious. Therefore, let’s just say it’s very, very emo.

Houston's

153 East 53rd Street New York, NY 10022

Off of the E’s “5 Ave/53rd Street” stop awaits one of the best roast beef sandwiches in the city.

 

The Q Train is like the uncle in the family you never see. Mostly because it runs express in Manhattan and doesn’t go past 57 Street and 7th Avenue uptown. However, in Brooklyn it’s the train of choice for hundreds of residents, as it runs local through Flatbush, Midwood, Brighton Beach, and Coney Island. The Q is a beat-up, aluminum hull of a train whose residents can offer a diverse cross-section of New York; from Caribbean to Eastern European. Also, the graffiti is interesting to look at.

Take the Q to the end of the line and get culturfied at one of Western Civilization’s finest institutions. No, it’s not cheap to get in and catch a symphony – but anyone’s first trip to Carnegie Hall is an event.

Take the Q to the end of the line and get culturfied at one of Western Civilization’s finest institutions. No, it’s not cheap to get in and catch a symphony – but anyone’s first trip to Carnegie Hall is an event.

The F Train is one of New York’s most popular trains. It cuts through three boroughs and runs local in two of them. The F is famous for being the train of the people, given that any day of the week, you’re bound to see a hot streak real estate agent, a Brooklyn hipster, or third generation Queens native trying to get somewhere. Sometimes temperamental on the weekends, it’s still beloved.

La Esquina

106 Kenmare St, New York, NY 10012

It’s a four block “hike” from the F’s “Broadway/Lafayette” stop but it’s a trip worth making. La Esquina is a quintessential side-of-the-road eatery with burgers served alongside empanadas. Get a Coke and enjoy the people watching at one of SoHo’s busiest intersections.

It’s a four block “hike” from the F’s “Broadway/Lafayette” stop but it’s a trip worth making. La Esquina is a quintessential side-of-the-road eatery with burgers served alongside empanadas. Get a Coke and enjoy the people watching at one of SoHo’s busiest intersections.

The F train’s quiet brother, the D Train is fast and dependable. It doesn’t have much flash to it and it doesn’t need to. The D is your dad’s subway train. Unlike the N or the Q, the D makes a few extra stops downtown before making the express jump above 14th Street. You can always depend on it to get you where you need to go on East Houston Street.

Two Boots To Go-Go

74 Bleecker Street, New York, NY 10012

Get a slice of “The Bird” pizza – it’s white pizza with buffalo chicken and blue cheese dressing. It’s $3.75, but awesome. Keep your eye’s peeled for the “Broadway/Lafayette” stop on the D.

Get a slice of “The Bird” pizza – it’s white pizza with buffalo chicken and blue cheese dressing. It’s $3.75, but awesome. Keep your eye’s peeled for the “Broadway/Lafayette” stop on the D.

Great Jones Cafe

54 Great Jones St, New York, NY 10012

Hit up some great Southwest dining. Also off of “Broadway/Lafayette,” the happy hour specials are great, and the jukebox features 1960s soul and country. Did I mention ninety-five cent jalapeno cornbread?

Hit up some great Southwest dining. Also off of “Broadway/Lafayette,” the happy hour specials are great, and the jukebox features 1960s soul and country. Did I mention ninety-five cent jalapeno cornbread?

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I'm a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. You may've seen me around town at The Peoples Improv Theater, Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and Under St. Marks. I write funny stuff and maintain the blog, Sssh, don't tell anybody, but every single female Guidetripper and Maven is crushing on m...