Stupid Inventions

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I can't believe people pay for these ridiculous inventions. The Home Shopping Network is thriving! check out this guide to some of the worst inventions ever.

Motor Powered Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork

I am so tired of trying to spend all my energy twirling my spaghetti. Whew! I’m beat, that was a big bowl of pasta. I may have carpel tunnel syndrome now. Batteries not included.

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Motor Powered Self-Twirling Spaghetti Fork

Cell Phone Handset

Does this not defeat the purpse of a small, mobile form of communication? I think this is just plain silly.

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Cell Phone Handset

Toilet Paper Hat

Man I hate it when I need a kleenex and there’s not a single one in sight. Oh wait. I just saw this toilet paper hat that is not only great looking, but it’s functional. Please. Grab a small pack of tissue and you’ll be fine. Is this for real?

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Toilet Paper Hat

Butter Stick

Who doesn’t love butter? And now it’s conveniently available in a portable stick!

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Suction Hat

You know when you’re so tired you can’t keep your head up? Have no fear, the suction hat is here! Who cares if you look like a total moron? You can rest easily and assured that your nap won’t be interrupted by head bobbing.

Hula Chair

I know more than a few lazy folks who would believe this is a great idea for exercise. Just sit down and turn on the button and your waist gets all kinds of great exercise! No. Get off your butt and do some sit ups.

Pick Your Nose Cups

For when you feel like wasting money.

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Pick Your Nose Cups

Pizza Cutter Fork

Because a fork and knife is not enough or God forbid you use your teeth to bite into the pizza. This is amazing. This is actually for sale.

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Pizza Cutter Fork

Gift Shops

Check these places for gag gifts and more.

Liz's Gift Shop

905 E Colfax Avenue, Denver, CO 80218

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I want that spaghetti twirly fork…my kids will be entertained for hours. Another one to add to the list is the miracle thaw.

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BUTTER STICK?! I WANT ONE!

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