Commercials That Make Me Happy To Be Alive

  • by elissa
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  • September 08, 2009
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These are the commercials that validate staying up til 4:30 in the morning eating frozen corn dogs and watching a dog show.

Tiddy Bear

Don’t worry about Christmas shopping this year. Who wouldn’t want a Tiddy Bear?

Eagle Man Sequel

Is that Mancow with the dissheveled rose-colored sunglasses?

Montgomery Furniture Commercial

You know you’ve arrived when you even sound gangsta singing about dinettes.

Donut Express

I like the bite variations.

Slanket

Life can be hard, but then someone invents the Slanket.

Everyone in Hollywood is doing it.

 

ShamWow

By now everyone’s probably gotten a glimpse of this ShamWow commercial. I don’t know what I like better – the popstar microphone, the heartfelt testimonials, the comment about German engineering…or am I just wowed by the Sham?

Tater Mitts

I don’t know anyone who likes peeling potatoes. And think of all the other things you could do with these mitts…Like sand down your porch, or teach your hamster a lesson.

Spin Spa

The good news is, the language of informercials is universal.

Automatic Fork

I couldn’t find the actual commercial for this one, but this clip essentially captures the climax.

Eggwave

These days, even making an egg is a hassle.

My Lil Reminder

It’s so handy, you don’t even have to tell your 5-year-old son when you’re abandoning him.

Sonic Blade

For that pesky normal-sliced bread.

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Discussions

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I really need to start inventing things….

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These are fabulous. Though many of them make me sad to be alive! Haha and I still want the donut maker…

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These are fabulous. Though many of them make me sad to be alive! Haha and I still want the donut maker…

About The Author

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elissa Rss 

San Francisco
I like to overdress, I don't understand musical theater, and I'm always the one who changes the message in a game of Telephone.