Commercials That Make Me Happy To Be Alive
These are the commercials that validate staying up til 4:30 in the morning eating frozen corn dogs and watching a dog show.
Don’t worry about Christmas shopping this year. Who wouldn’t want a Tiddy Bear?
This one’s a Chicago classic.
Is that Mancow with the dissheveled rose-colored sunglasses?
You know you’ve arrived when you even sound gangsta singing about dinettes.
I like the bite variations.
Life can be hard, but then someone invents the Slanket.
Everyone in Hollywood is doing it.
By now everyone’s probably gotten a glimpse of this ShamWow commercial. I don’t know what I like better – the popstar microphone, the heartfelt testimonials, the comment about German engineering…or am I just wowed by the Sham?
I don’t know anyone who likes peeling potatoes. And think of all the other things you could do with these mitts…Like sand down your porch, or teach your hamster a lesson.
The good news is, the language of informercials is universal.
I couldn’t find the actual commercial for this one, but this clip essentially captures the climax.
These days, even making an egg is a hassle.
It’s so handy, you don’t even have to tell your 5-year-old son when you’re abandoning him.
For that pesky normal-sliced bread.
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There are some stellar commercials in here too.
Or some inventions that are actually not so bad…kind of.
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