Ingredients for a CRUNK Spring Break!

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Just the two words SPRING BREAK bring up visions of bikinis, MTV, beaches and entirely too much liquor. The unfortunate part is that once you get out of highschool or college, you usually don't get the perks of taking a week off of work to party it up. Spring Break represents youth, freedom, random one night stands with some guy named.....wait, what was his name?? Even if you don't have the ability to flee to Mexico, you can still take some Spring Break ingredients shake them up in a mixer and get the perfect vacation.

One Drink- FIVE MILLION STRAWS

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More straw=more liquor. Whenever you get a glass the length of your torso or the size of your head, that means you’re on the right path. Also, feel free to drink from all the straw at once…not all of us are good at sharing.

FLAUNT YOUR ASSESTS

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It’s no secret that Spring Break is about getting nearly naked. Bikinis, oils, sun worshiping and all things SKIN. You don’t have a Spring Break if you don’t have a bikini. SO, get into the GYM, buy your bronzing oil, and enter yourself into a bikini contest, with yourself- as long as you like the way you look…who cares what everyone else thinks!

You can't get away to a pool?!? There's always the blow-up option!

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Spring Breakers and DRINKING GAMES:

Beer Pong: Not mutually exclusive for Spring Break only

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If you don’t know the rules, its pretty simple- throw the ping pong into the cup, the opposing team has to drink the cup. Who said being sanitary was part of Spring Break?

SPRING BREAKERS LOVE A GOOD CONTEST!!!

It’s no secret that Spring Breakers love a good competition! Who doesn’t want to take home the title of “KEG STAND 2009” or “Ms. Wet T-shirt Winner.”

Test Your Tolerance

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Nothing better than being able to be that person who “can hold their liquor.” Everyone has those friends; the friends who you think you’re
“even” with on the drinking scale, until you’re the one that ends up in the bathroom hugging the porcelin and they’re the one who ends up waking up early and taking a jog- they feel THAT good.

Please while testing your tolerance, try not to get alcohol poisoning. We don’t want anyone to die. Thank you very much.

Every Spring Break should include a good game of LIMBO!

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If you DO decide to take a VACAY, check out these spots:

  1. Cancun, Mexico- classic Spring Break, you all saw MTV!
  2. Lake Tahoe
  3. Jamaica
  4. Key West, Florida
  5. Lake Havasu, Arizona
  6. Miami Beach, Florida
  7. Las Vegas, Nevada
  8. Costa Rica
  9. Playa del Carmen, Mexico
  10. South Padre Island, Texas

Suggested Guides:

 

Get up OFF that thang, and dance on a table!

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When you’ve gotten to the point that dancing on a table is a good idea, you’ve clearly being doing the NUMBER ONE most important part of Spring Breaking and that is DRINKING. Spring Break is all about being shameless, dancing on a table is perfectly in line with shamelessness.

Shake it to your Spring Break Playlist:

  1. I’m in Miami B*tch- LMFAO
  2. Crack a Bottle- Eminem
  3. Shake It- Metro Station
  4. Sex on Fire- Kings of Leon
  5. Sun is Shinging- Bob Marley
  6. Bamboleo- Gipsy Kings
  7. Crazy Train- Ozzy Osburne
  8. The Road- Mat Costa
  9. Give it up- Pepper
  10. Beer in Mexico- Kenny Chesney

Dress for the Occasion

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You’ll need some spring break essentials. We covered the importance of the bikini, which is ALMOST as important as the items above. Flip flops are going to come in handy when you want to kick off your shoes and run in the sand and white will make you look super sexy when you’re all crispy brown (P.S. DO invest in sunscreen.)

SPRING BREAK IS ALL ABOUT "THE DRINK!'

I’d advise you to be fully equipped with liquor for your Spring Break vacation. Even if you don’t drink you’ll want to have a frosty virgin beverage in your hand to keep you cool. Try these popular Spring Break drinks:

  1. BEER! MM- Corona and other Mexican beers are a personal fav.
  2. TEQUILA! Try a Patron Margarita
  3. Red Headed Slut Shots; jager, peach Schnapps and Cranberry juice
  4. Sex on the beach; Vodka, peach Schnapps, orange juice and cran.
  5. Screaming Orgasm; vodka, Bailey’s, and Kahlua.
  6. Adios Motherf***er; vodka, rum, tequila, gin, Blue Cuaracao, sweet and sour and 7-UP. SOUNDS LIKE A HEADACHE HUH?!
  7. Strawberry Daquiris and Pina Coladas

Spring Breakers do KEG STANDS

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A Spring Break isn’t complete without a good keg stand. If you haven’t ever tried it, now is the time.

SPRING BREAK SURVIVAL TIPS:

  1. Bring your sunscreen!!
  2. Travel in groups- if you’re headed out of town, especially a foreign city, you want to make sure that you’re not going out, after drinking, without somebody. When you’re in an unfamiliar place it’s best that the people you’re with know where you are, and WHO you’re with.
  3. CONDOMS, CONDOMS!! BE SAFE. Don’t bring home a nasty case of crabs.
  4. Watch your drinks. Don’t leave them unattended because you never know if there’s a lurker waiting for you to set it down and take advantage.
  5. Don’t drink underage. Just don’t. It’s really embarrassing to get your I.D. taken from you in front of a crowd of people….
  6. For every glass of liquor, balance it out with a glass of water.
  7. If you’re traveling out of the country make sure you have copies of I.D.’s, insurance, etc.
  8. Don’t carry a ridiculous amount of cash around with you.
  9. Bring the card of the hotel, hostel or whatever location you’re staying at- SO, when the can picks you up you’re drunken self will know where you’re going!
  10. EAT before you drink!
  11. BRING YOUR SUNGLASSES
  12. Beer before liquor= never been sicker. Liquor before beer= you’re in the clear. MAKE IT YOUR MOTTO.

GET SOME NOOKIE!!!

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Spring Break would be incomplete without a good piece of TAIL.The thing is, you want to BE SAFE. If you’re out getting a whole bunch of one night stand, foreign tail, you also may catch a ravenous case of herpes. So, be safe- have a signal (hat on the door) so your friends don’t walk in on your bare white a** gettin’ down.

Come out with some TRASHY Myspace pictures

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Best options; boobie pics, passed out pics, passed out with things written on your face pics, SUPER SCARY TAN pics.

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by aliciak  02/26/2009  Reply

Personally, I’m a big fan (now at 27 years old) of still getting bootie shorts that read “Spring Break” or whatever beach I visit. Trashy and fun. I got “Virginia Beach” shorts last summer and love ’em.

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