Luxuries You Could Live Without
I don't care what Marilyn Monroe said, I'd take a vacation over a diamond any day. What are the common luxuries that fail to entice you?
Bowl Cut + Ring Pop = 1st Class Ticket To 1st Grade Romance
Fancy Cars
Just. Don’t. Care. There are many other things that I could buy with 30-120K. I can appreciate the beauty of a well made European car, but not enough to lust after one.
Perfectly spherical boobs
I have nothing against surgically enhanced bodies, really, it’s just that improvements should look ALMOST like the real thing. These puppies ain’t cheap, either.
What the “H,” girls?! I’ve been asking around, and here are a few reasons people think girls are so diamond-crazy:
- Diamonds are like a modern day caveman’s club – The larger one he has one display, the more of a right he has to claim ownership of a hot modern day cave-lady.
- They can cut glass…And that’s totally useful. Right?
- It’s easier to take out a loan to buy a diamond than it is to design an interesting personality.
- Mariah Carey has a really big one.
Ringpops: The Diamonds Of Yesteryear
So much cooler than a diamond! And don’t lie, girls: We all had daydreams of Devon Sawa getting down on one knee with a Ringpop.
Remember The Movie Where Leonardo DiCaprio Taught Us To Be Socially Aware?
Why not get one that was grown in a lab? It’s cheaper, and no one lost a limb over it.
Champagne
HAHA. I am just kidding. I literally cannot live without champagne.
Boats
I’m not really a big boat person, so even if I was wicked rich, I probably would never ever purchase a boat. I guess if it was as big as a house; had tons of fun things; and came with someone who would take care of all the maintenance, cleaning, etc. it would be OK. I guess.
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Susie 04/01/2009
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