Who is your favorite Jesus?

Dinosaur-riding Jesus

Jesus as an actual dinosaur

Tattooed Jesus

Four Sexy Jesuses

Shotgun Jesus

Buff Jesus

He will put your sins and/or empty beer cans between his pecs and crush them.

Pirate Jesus

Chinese Baby Jesus

Space Jesus

Space Jesus cries like a big pansy all the time.

Oh, he gets a ray gun?

Fine, Space Jesus is cool again, just really sensitive.

Astronaut Jesus

Like Space Jesus, but not nearly as powerful or cool, come to think of it.

Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick

Black Jesus

The only vaguely reasonable possibility of the group of Jesuses (Jesi?), and thus, somehow much less exciting.

Bob Marley Jesus

No Woman No Cry, eh?

Zombie Jesus

Arguably much creepier than the other Jesuses, Zombie Jesus came back from the dead for a VERY specific purpose.

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus

Too many memes at once? Discuss.

Jesus Quintana

“What’s this day of rest shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fuckin’ care! It don’t matter to Jesus.”

Jolly Jesus

How often do you see pics of Jesus laughing??? What was so damn funny?

DateJesus.com

This Jesus from datejesus.com . No other Jesus has given me the opportunity to bathe with him or date him.

SuperMegaDeathChrist 2000

This is the epitome of what Bill Hicks was talking about when he said “Jesus is back, and he’s pissed!” I saw this guy in action The Angry Video Game Nerd’s Super Mario Bros 3/The Wizard episode coming in to destroy a possessed SMB3 cartridge. Awesome.

Superhero Jesus

This is a job for Son O’ God!

Oh look it’s Doctor and Mrs. Fuckmouth back from choking down cocks in the parking lot.

Why don’t you fucking moron faggots take pictures of each other’s dicks and be done with it?

I’m not gay

Yes you are

Acid Jesus

“Give us this day, our daily blotter.”

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

From the movie. It’s a musical.