Interstate-295 (3 / 5)
I-295 is the Jersey Turnpike’s good-for-nothing slacker son. They mostly go the same way, sometimes even merging to have a family moment, but I-295 gives up after it gets to Trenton, just like it gave up on everything else it ever started. It’ll take you from the Delaware/Pennsylvania border, where it forks off of I-95, all the way to Trenton, where it becomes I-95 again, curves into Pennsylvania, and starts to take you back south. I kid you not.
There are far more exits on I-295 than on the Turnpike. As with most sane roads, the exits are numbered by the mile, which is always nice to see. And while I-295 is a popular road for daily commuters, its three lanes mean that the traffic doesn’t bog down to a crawl on a daily basis. That isn’t to say there isn’t traffic. If you can’t handle constant merges at 65+ mph, then this isn’t your road.
Unfortunately, since you don’t have to pay to ride I-295, there isn’t much money floating around for repairs. Being a heavily trafficked road, I-295 has a good amount of wear. You will constantly encounter pot-holes and sections of roadway that are older than others.
Another problem with I-295 is that it merges with other major highways very often. When there is slowdown, you can bet it occurs at these merges. Even worse, if you aren’t a very aggressive driver, you might end up in the wrong lane and suddenly find yourself on a completely different road.
Pros: Less traffic than the Turnpike
Cons: Many merges, Poor road quality
The Garden State Parkway (4 / 5)
The Parkway is the shore’s version of the Turnpike. You might even call if New Jersey’s backbone, if you’re from the shore… but I’m not, so I won’t. It’ll take you from Cape May to just north of the New Jersey/New York border. It too is a toll road, and thanks to that fact, it is well maintained.
What’s fantastic about the Parkway is that even though it’s only two lanes, and has hundreds of exits, it still manages to be very fast. There simply isn’t the same volume of traffic that you get going from Philly to New York on the Turnpike, as a result it gives you a far more pleasant ride. However, there is a substantial amount of weekend traffic heading to and from Atlantic City, which is a pain, but nowhere near as annoying as the weekday traffic of the Turnpike.
There is another hitch to the Parkway, since it runs along the coast, it doesn’t follow a straight path as much as the Turnpike. Additionally, it’s only useful if you’re from the coast. Some of the places it passes through are just a nuisance, unless you live there. Who really needs to get to Tinton Falls or Red Bank? It’s just out of the way.
Pros: Only mild traffic, Well maintained
Cons: Toll road, Out of the way
Interstate 195 (3 / 5)
Another in the dysfunctional I-95 road family. This one will take you from Trenton straight to the Jersey shore. Sounds good, doesn’t it? There are just a few problems.
The entire length of the road is two lanes each way, with an extra lane added at each exit. While two lanes is generally enough, in traffic it can get painful, and I-195 gets a lot of traffic going to the shore. Also, there’s a Six Flags Great Adventure about 2/3 of the way to the shore, and that ends up being a pretty big draw too. So at times, the road has just a little more traffic than two lanes can handle.
At night, when there’s no traffic, you can make excellent time on I-195, but there’s another catch: poor lighting. With the exception of the exit ramps, there aren’t streetlights along this road. Additionally, the road makes gentle turns to combat highway hypnosis. This would be fine, but there are deer around. So while you’re speeding along at about 65 mph, all you can see is what’s in your headlights, and that isn’t much when you’re making a turn, no matter how gentle it is.
Pros: Mostly light traffic
Cons: Two lanes, Poor lighting
NJ 70 (1 / 5)
Oh Rt. 70, why can’t you just be a good road? You cut straight across south Jersey, where no other roads do. Such good intentions, and yet… east to west, from Camden to Manasquan, Rt. 70 is an epic failure of road design. It was built for a simpler time: when cars were the size of boats, had tail-fins, and most people couldn’t afford them.
The biggest problem with Rt. 70 is that in Camden county, it is very heavily traveled. It also has frequent traffic lights. Making things far worse is that there are three lanes at each light, but it then reverts to two lanes in open stretches. This would be fine, except for the volume of cars constantly trying to merge from three to two lanes. In the end, you have back-ups on a daily basis.
Outside of Camden county, Rt.70 clears up significantly as it heads into Medford and the Jersey’s famous Pine Barrens. The problem is that after a while it only has one lane going in each direction. This can be very harrowing if you’re an out of state driver and somebody like me starts tailgating you and eventually passes like a madman. Additionally, the road is relatively straight with nothing but trees around it, so highway hypnosis can become an issue.
Even more fun for you vacationers, Rt. 70 still has circles at a couple of its intersections. If you’ve never experienced a circle before, you’re in for some fun. It’s a way to have an intersection that allows traffic to pass through without stopping. It worked when there weren’t many cars around, but nowadays the things are death-traps. Luckily, the few remaining circles are at lightly travelled intersections. The truly devilish circles have been replaced by truly devilish messes of stoplights.
Pros: Good route across Jersey
Cons: Stoplights, Heavy traffic, Circles
The Black Horse Pike: The Road with Many Numbers (3 / 5)
The Black Horse Pike starts near the Ben Franklin Bridge as NJ Route 168, merges with NJ 42, then merges into US 322, and is also called US 40 right before it finally reaches Atlantic City. It seems that the road just can’t decide on what’s its number should be. Besides its identity crisis, Black Horse Pike provides a solid alternative to the Expressway for getting to Atlantic City.
The downside to the Pike is that it gets congested in Camden County, especially during peak traffic hours. It also has loads of traffic lights. Also, because this is a relatively old road, it isn’t always in the best of shape. At points you will encounter some uneven pavement. Generally, it won’t get you anywhere all that fast, but it will get you there eventually.
If there is an upside to travelling the Black Horse Pike, it’s that it gives you a good overview of South Jersey: Camden County is congested, the rest is farmland. If you’re looking for a scenic route, this is it. It isn’t very different from the White Horse Pike, so if you can’t decide between them you might as well flip a coin.
Pros: Alternative to AC Expressway, Scenic
Cons: Traffic lights, Slow
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