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Appreciate Your Mini Muffins! - For All My A-Cups Out There
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For those girls out there with low breast-esteem, it's time to put down the padding, and embrace what your mamma gave you. And here's why!
THE ALTERNATIVES ARE SCARY
Bulbous Implants
This stripper, “Maxi Mounds” has a MM-Cup, and each one of her breasts weighs 20 lbs. Wouldn’t you have just LOVED to see her actually putting one of those on the scale?
Roch Big and Tall Clothing
700 Mission St, San Francisco, CA 94103
You can always pick up your bras here, Maxi.
You can always pick up your bras here, Maxi.
Why, Heidi? Why?
God bless you if you don’t even know who Heidi is.
Plastic Surgery Can Cause Bitchiness
As if she didn’t look scary enough before. (photo: makemeheal.com)
BEING SMALL HAS ITS BENEFITS
You Can Go Commando
No big thing. Very handy on hot days…and for the walk of shame.
You Can Avoid Back Problems
Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club
980 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94102
Go here if you’re into 20 lb. masses of saline.
Go here if you’re into 20 lb. masses of saline.
No Fears About Sagging
What goes up must come down. Just not so far when you’re small!
Flashing Isn't Tacky
Look at the studly date I scored with my minis.
DJ A-Cup
She’s sexy AND talented. I think she also plays the tambourine for that cool Chicago band, Office. Do people really still have tambourine players? Yeah!
No one will be looking at your cups when you’re scratching away. Take a lesson here.
No one will be looking at your cups when you’re scratching away. Take a lesson here.
Kate Hudson
(photo: exposay.com)
Okay, maybe this isn't such a great "role model" choice...
But just look at her. With your eyes and not your heart.
Chicken Cutlet-Like Inserts
It’s all fun and games until he starts smelling latex before even getting to third base…
(photo: Pink Waves)
My grandma said, "Don't wear padding. It gives the boys false hopes!"
“Young lady! Once your wedding night rolls around, he’ll be very disappointed!” Thanks, Grandma. That comment was almost as nice as when you made me a size 00 mini skirt that didn’t fit, then asked, “Don’t you have any thin friends you could give this to?”
How Cute Is Your Grandma?
Just kidding, Grandma. Just because I didn’t inherit your DDs, I still love you.
You'll Have Your Post-Partum Moment In The Sun
If you’re into that thing.
Pregnancy Clothing
1839 Divisadero St, San Francisco, CA 94115
Do some window shopping to get amped.
Do some window shopping to get amped.
You Can Make A Getaway
Studies show that A-Cup girls are just as sought after by their y-chromosomed counterparts – They just can run away way faster, that’s all.
Cheap Shopping In The Kids Department
And rightly so! I plan to pay no more than $9.99 for my Dorito-sized bikini top.
Lots o’ kiddie scores to be had here.
Lots o’ kiddie scores to be had here.
Flatter Your Pancakes
There are plenty of little support groups out there. I like this one, just for the name.
When eating anything unhealthy, A-Cups can just say, "Don't worry, Oreos go straight to my boobs..."
Even though no one else EVER laughs, I use this, my favorite joke at least once a day.
CHECK OUT SOME HOT A-CUP ROLE MODELS
That Girl From That Terrible War Movie
Bad acting or not, she’s still hot.
Damn you, Guidespot, for the "No Nudity" rule...
We’ve all seen Sienna Miller’s topless beach photos while waiting in line at the supermarket.
Gwenyth Paltrow
For The Well-Endowed
There’s a guide for you too!
Craziest Bras Guide
by: JayFerris
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Whoo hooo! This guide rocks!! I’d rather look like Kate Hudson than have big boobs any day!
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Oh wait, I have big boobs, what am I doing here?!? Hehe.
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Yay A-Cups!!!! I was upset when my boobs got to a B last year. Luckily, they’ve shrunk back down to my Awesome A size.
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