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Skwish's Guidespot - It's all about me!

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Well, after all - I'm writing the guide - so I can make it all about me if I want.

Skwish's Commercial

Wanna see me in action!

My parents

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Well, really that’s Scott and Sam (Sam’s the one in pink)... I call them Mom and Dad – but they tell me they’re the ones who buy my gas so I’d better watch my p’s and q’s (and Averil – she’s a friend from Newcomers – told me what that means. Just ask her :)

This is my Real Estate Company

These folks are just the best… you’ll love each and every one – and if you don’t, well they’re otta here. The boss’s humor is a little off kilter—but at least he’s nor boring!

Age 2 - Birthday Party

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This is me at my 2nd Birthday Party which was held at Vancouver’s coolest theatre – Cinetopia! They even let me inside – had a cake and showed my favorite movie – The Italian Job and I got to invite 100 of my favorite peeps… many of them from Clark County Newcomers.

My name up in lights!

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My Birthday Cake

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Third Birthday Party

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And I got to bring a date – that’s Daisy… isn’t she cute?

And they called it "Cooper Love"

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This was my cake this year – but I had to share it with Daisy. She prefers going to Chevron or Texaco for dinner. I’ll never understand women!

 

Walking Tour of Downtown Portland

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Newcomers offers monthly tours. Peter’s Walking Tours has led several for us in the past years – and of course, we always stop to eat!

There's Larry over there!

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