I'm Getting Older! Signs You Can't Avoid.

Take Me Away From It All!

I think somewhere near the beach, away from everyone, may be in my near future. I need warm weather, a condo on the beach, and a Senior Citizens day pass to Disney World. I guess Florida will suffice?

I Take Pictures Of My Flowers

I treat my flowers as if they were my children (if I had any). “Be very still while a take a photo of you! It’s going on Guidespot!”

I Take Pictures Of My Cat

I talk to this cat as if he were human. If I’m not careful, I could end up like the old woman next door with a smelly house full of cats! I’m getting close…

Everyone Annoys The Crap Out Of Me!

When my neighbors have parties or people yell for no apparent reason on the streets, I become irritable and agitated. I want to yell at them, “SHUT THE F*** UP!!” I never do though. I just sit and knit very long quilts to get out my frustration.

Big Shoe Stores Scare Me

This goes for grocery stores, mega malls, and large theme parks. I don’t understand why they have to be so big! I get lost and overwhelmed. Is this a sign of aging?!

No Thanks, I'll Pass

Large drinking parties are no longer on my agenda. Not because I’m a party pooper, but because they no longer appeal to me. Drinking until 4 a.m. and staying up way past my bedtime makes me sick. I just don’t have that kind of energy to spare. Sorry!

Yep. Definitely getting older.

I'm Losing My Flexibility

Ok, I haven’t lost the flexibility in my hamstrings yet and I gotta say my joints feel fine. However, I can’t say that I leave room in my schedule for late nights and partying anymore.

I’m just not that flexible. Early mornings and lazy afternoons at home in my robe is how I like to spend my time these days. Yep. That’s gettin’ older.

I'm Clumsy

There’s just no denying it anymore. I am the most clumsy person on the planet. When I get my HoverRound, I may end up in a ditch somewhere.

Nothing Surprises Me Anymore

I act is if I’ve seen it all. Although, I’m pretty sure I have. Yesterday, my neighbor decided to strip down to his underwear and dance on the railing of his porch. Didn’t shock me. I just waved hello and went back inside.

I Could Bake All Day

Little cakes and cookies with faces on them make me happy. Maybe because it brings me back to a childhood memory. I could bake them all day, and the next day, and the next….!