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Community Shoes That Should be Banned from Earth

Started by Susie | 6 contributors
updated about 1 month ago

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These shoes aren't in your closet. Well, I hope they aren't at least. But they do exist. And people actually buy them (some are quite expensive!) and wear them out in public. There's really nothing worse than a pair of ugly shoes, so use this guide to make sure you avoid them at all times.

 

What shoes would you never let come near your feet?

Ugg Crocs

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What are the 2 most hated shoes of all time? Uggs (which I happen to love) and Crocs (which I despise). Put them together and what have you got? One of the ugliest shoes on Earth.

Technically, you’re taking the comfort of Crocs and the warmth of Uggs and putting them together, which I’m sure is a marvelous thing. But no. Just no. Don’t wear these unless you want to hurt people’s eyes.

Buy Ugg Crocs!

Look, I just made it really easy for you to buy them. And at only $59.99, how can you resist?? Please try. Try really hard. But first, click on the link and look at all the ugly colors these boots come in!

High Heel Crocs

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I’m sorry to be picking on Crocs. I really am. But come on, people. High heel crocs? Really? I’m not even going to provide you the link to this one because you shouldn’t even want to look at more of them. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Bridal Sneakers

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Just so you can see I hate other things besides Crocs, check these bad boys out. They scream, “congratulations honey, you’re getting married.” Only he’ll probably run far, far away from you if you’re wearing these. It’s your wedding day. Please, please try to look somewhat cute-ish. These will not, under any circumstances, help your cause.

Ugly Shoe of the Week

added by Andrea D about 1 month ago
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I just found out that these were called “Air Rift”.

They cause a rift in my visual pleasure . . . and my Mom has at least four pairs. What is with the Big Toe cut-out thingee?

added by Karey Ann about 1 month ago
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Dear God, I still have nightmares about these. Everyone wore them in college. Uuuuuuu-gleeeeeee

added by Karey Ann about 1 month ago
 

Shooties

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Are they shoes? Are they booties? NEWSFLASH: It doesn’t matter because either way they are HEINOUS.

This particularly ugly pair is from Urban Outfitters, which may as well change its name to Hit or Miss.

added by GillianS 2 months ago

Faux Animal Print Patchwork Clogs

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I. don’t. think. a. shoe. can. get. ANY. uglier!

added by JCsuperstar 2 months ago

High-Heeled Jellies!

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I needed these for Halloween, but only found the flats. So hot!

added by AlexandraF about 1 month ago

Clear Heels

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Halloween costumes and strippers excluded of course.

added by JayFerris about 1 month ago
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