Shoes That Should be Banned from Earth

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These shoes aren't in your closet. Well, I hope they aren't at least. But they do exist. And people actually buy them (some are quite expensive!) and wear them out in public. There's really nothing worse than a pair of ugly shoes, so use this guide to make sure you avoid them at all times. What shoes would you never let come near your feet?

Ugg Crocs

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What are the 2 most hated shoes of all time? Uggs (which I happen to love) and Crocs (which I despise). Put them together and what have you got? One of the ugliest shoes on Earth.

Technically, you’re taking the comfort of Crocs and the warmth of Uggs and putting them together, which I’m sure is a marvelous thing. But no. Just no. Don’t wear these unless you want to hurt people’s eyes.

High Heel Crocs

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I’m sorry to be picking on Crocs. I really am. But come on, people. High heel crocs? Really? I’m not even going to provide you the link to this one because you shouldn’t even want to look at more of them. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Bridal Sneakers

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Just so you can see I hate other things besides Crocs, check these bad boys out. They scream, “congratulations honey, you’re getting married.” Only he’ll probably run far, far away from you if you’re wearing these. It’s your wedding day. Please, please try to look somewhat cute-ish. These will not, under any circumstances, help your cause.

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I just found out that these were called “Air Rift”.

They cause a rift in my visual pleasure . . . and my Mom has at least four pairs. What is with the Big Toe cut-out thingee?

added by Karey Ann 11/27/2008
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Dear God, I still have nightmares about these. Everyone wore them in college. Uuuuuuu-gleeeeeee

added by Karey Ann 11/27/2008
 

Shooties

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Are they shoes? Are they booties? NEWSFLASH: It doesn’t matter because either way they are HEINOUS.

This particularly ugly pair is from Urban Outfitters, which may as well change its name to Hit or Miss.

added by GillianS 11/08/2008

Faux Animal Print Patchwork Clogs

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I. don’t. think. a. shoe. can. get. ANY. uglier!

added by JCsuperstar 11/08/2008

High-Heeled Jellies!

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I needed these for Halloween, but only found the flats. So hot!

added by AlexandraF 11/26/2008

Clear Heels

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Halloween costumes and strippers excluded of course.

added by JayFerris 11/26/2008
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Discussions

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Too funny! I kinda like jellies still.

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Someone offered to make me bridal sneakers (she was really into it) and I obviously declined. I think they are totally idiotic!

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I love cupcakes, the color pink, writing, technology, blogging, trying to learn Japanese, and walking from one end of Boston to the other. I make it my goal to try one new thing in Boston every week, but sometimes I find things I love so much, I just can't tear myself away from them. Boston...