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These shoes aren't in your closet. Well, I hope they aren't at least. But they do exist. And people actually buy them (some are quite expensive!) and wear them out in public. There's really nothing worse than a pair of ugly shoes, so use this guide to make sure you avoid them at all times.
What shoes would you never let come near your feet?
Ugg Crocs
What are the 2 most hated shoes of all time? Uggs (which I happen to love) and Crocs (which I despise). Put them together and what have you got? One of the ugliest shoes on Earth.
Technically, you’re taking the comfort of Crocs and the warmth of Uggs and putting them together, which I’m sure is a marvelous thing. But no. Just no. Don’t wear these unless you want to hurt people’s eyes.
Look, I just made it really easy for you to buy them. And at only $59.99, how can you resist?? Please try. Try really hard. But first, click on the link and look at all the ugly colors these boots come in!
High Heel Crocs
I’m sorry to be picking on Crocs. I really am. But come on, people. High heel crocs? Really? I’m not even going to provide you the link to this one because you shouldn’t even want to look at more of them. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Bridal Sneakers
Just so you can see I hate other things besides Crocs, check these bad boys out. They scream, “congratulations honey, you’re getting married.” Only he’ll probably run far, far away from you if you’re wearing these. It’s your wedding day. Please, please try to look somewhat cute-ish. These will not, under any circumstances, help your cause.