WTF? Tell-Tale Signs That You're Waaaay Too Excited About Shark Week
Is it just me or has Shark Week has gotten a little out of control? I mean, I get it that people are excited for Shark Week, but what's with the friggen shark hats that people are wearing? If you are reading this while wearing a shark hat and thinking nothing is wrong, please take it off and seek help.
Level One: A little crazy...but still within the realm of normalcy
You have a bumper sticker that says: My other car is a Megalodon
Your Chihuahua now answers to Jaws
You start painting strategically placed shark faces on public property
You took the liberty of redecorating your entire office.
Level Three. WTF??? Seek Help!!! You Are A Sharkaholic
You've decided that chum is a suitable alternative to deodorant
Eh…It smells about the same as that Tom’s of Maine stuff…
Four Words: Arm Stump. Shark. Tattoo.
What in the Eff??? Dude had his arm bitten off by a shark and he got a tattoo of it. That’s Effed up!!
More Tats and things that make you say “WTF????”
You make crochet sharks!
Okay, I have to admit I don’t have any of these on the order list right now, but I did make one LAST week!
You find nothing abnormal about purchasing shark headware
Level Two: Pretty Crazy!!! If you are doing any of this crap, you likely have a Shark Week addiction.
You use Photoshop to create your own "Sharkumentaries"
Guidespot: Could a Ninja Panda really kill a Great White? There’s only one way to find out…
You Insist on wearing a leather jacket and jumping over the TV
You have sci-fi shark porn sex fantasies
You justify to yourself that it's OK to rent a movie starring Lorenzo Lamas
You make a shark versus bear cake
I’m on an animal-attack/surviving in the wild kick right now. Well, reading about them anyway. Into the Wild…Grizzly Man…etc. I like the idea of making a cake to illustrate just about anything!
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