WTF? Tell-Tale Signs That You're Waaaay Too Excited About Shark Week

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Is it just me or has Shark Week has gotten a little out of control? I mean, I get it that people are excited for Shark Week, but what's with the friggen shark hats that people are wearing? If you are reading this while wearing a shark hat and thinking nothing is wrong, please take it off and seek help.

Level One: A little crazy...but still within the realm of normalcy

You have a bumper sticker that says: My other car is a Megalodon

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Your Chihuahua now answers to Jaws

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You start painting strategically placed shark faces on public property

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You took the liberty of redecorating your entire office.

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Level Three. WTF??? Seek Help!!! You Are A Sharkaholic

You've decided that chum is a suitable alternative to deodorant

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Eh…It smells about the same as that Tom’s of Maine stuff…

Four Words: Arm Stump. Shark. Tattoo.

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What in the Eff??? Dude had his arm bitten off by a shark and he got a tattoo of it. That’s Effed up!!

You make crochet sharks!

Okay, I have to admit I don’t have any of these on the order list right now, but I did make one LAST week!

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You find nothing abnormal about purchasing shark headware

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Level Two: Pretty Crazy!!! If you are doing any of this crap, you likely have a Shark Week addiction.

You use Photoshop to create your own "Sharkumentaries"

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You Insist on wearing a leather jacket and jumping over the TV

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You have sci-fi shark porn sex fantasies

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You justify to yourself that it's OK to rent a movie starring Lorenzo Lamas

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You make a shark versus bear cake

I’m on an animal-attack/surviving in the wild kick right now. Well, reading about them anyway. Into the Wild…Grizzly Man…etc. I like the idea of making a cake to illustrate just about anything!

added by aliciak 08/04/2009
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