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Sex it up in New York City
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A lot of people would feel strange about Googleing "sex in New York City" especially since they may come up with a listing of sites offering a one night stand or inappropriate content that your boss would later find on your computer that may get you fired. So, I did it for you instead. If I do happen to direct you towards sex please let me know. I may have found a new calling. "Sexual Matchmaker," though I'd have to say this guide isn't about getting you laid- just giving you an overview on how SEXUAL this city can be......
Le Trapeze
17 E. 27th St New York, NY 10016
Member only? YES. BUT- you can join at the door. Maybe you and your partner are feeling frisky and let out some of those suppressed sexual fantasies, like being with another partner…..in front of you? Well, here’s the spot, all members willing and able.
I’d like you to notice the mustache on the guy in the back….sexyyyy.
Sex it up in New York City
Paradise Club
50 W. 33rd st New York, NY 11224
This is like the Target of all things sex oriented. Ladies who look like porn stars (or they ARE porn stars) in champagne bubble baths, fantasy rooms, MULTI-LEVELED, shower shows and a room called The Dungeon. Plus they offer “a little more excitement” if that’s what you’re there for.
I’m sure a “shower show” looks something like this. With less clothes.
Paddles Nyc
250 W 26th Street, New York, NY 10001
The name says it all right? PADDLES. Get paddled, get it? Or, get your toes sucked on. Bondage and all that other S&M stuff. Paddles calls themselves the “friendly s&m club.” Yeah, before they tie you up, put you in a cage and beat you until you’re fire engine red. Everyone’s got their somethin’.
The name says it all right? PADDLES. Get paddled, get it? Or, get your toes sucked on. Bondage and all that other S&M stuff. Paddles calls themselves the “friendly s&m club.” Yeah, before they tie you up, put you in a cage and beat you until you’re fire engine red. Everyone’s got their somethin’.
Naughty Nun’s will make you repent.
Museum Of Sex
233 Fifth Avenue At 27th Street, New York, NY 10016
Most people could care less about the history, they just want to DO IT. However, when an exhibit is titled “Sexual Lives of Robots” it can peak some interest. Catch and exhibit, bring a date and then by the end of it you’ll be ready to catch a taxi ride back to your place. To do the deed.
Most people could care less about the history, they just want to DO IT. However, when an exhibit is titled “Sexual Lives of Robots” it can peak some interest. Catch and exhibit, bring a date and then by the end of it you’ll be ready to catch a taxi ride back to your place. To do the deed.
PICK UP SOME GEAR:
Sex is great without any toys and such but, there is no shame in having a few things enhancements to spice things up. Ya know, just in case.
Get super sexy and take it public…
The Club Scene
Pulsating music, deep bass, fast rhythms, gyrating hips, combined with copious amounts of liquor and a newfound sense of fearlessness; a club can be the perfect dose of sex that a couple/person may need.
When everyone else is getting “down” it’s much easier to shed your inhibitions and join the group. There are some clubs dedicated to sex, that’s right. Real Sex on HBO wasn’t making it up, those places actually exist. Some are couples only and others are made to legalize your need to get laid by a complete stranger. Most are members only though, ya know to- keep it “clean.”
If you need to “feel the motion in the ocean” or “awaken The Beast”….“ignite your core chakra” or one of those many things, a CLUB is the place to do it.
Throw on your “F me pumps” as Amy Winehouse so amply put it, and get your ass on the dance floor, by ass I mean it literally.
Carousel Club on West 36th St.
That’s right- you have to call for the address.
The club calls themselves a “couples and single ladies only club.” My question is, what about the men? That doesn’t seem fair to the ladies. The men come in and have their pick…..hm. I don’t know about that.
The club boasts it’s “conversation room” and “voyeur area.” While asking nicely that you don’t loiter about the premises when leaving. Sounds sort of like a secret society.
Oh and an extra perk: there’s a free buffet.
Strange combo, but whatever.
Clubs will make you want to do THIS.
Don Hills
511 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10013
THIS ISN’T A SEX CLUB. Its just SEXY. Rated X is full of sexy characters in their sexed up GEAR. Hot transexuals and cross dressers. Drag Queens, thigh high boots, and booze. The whole thing makes you feel like you walked into To Wong Fu, Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar.
THIS ISN’T A SEX CLUB. Its just SEXY. Rated X is full of sexy characters in their sexed up GEAR. Hot transexuals and cross dressers. Drag Queens, thigh high boots, and booze. The whole thing makes you feel like you walked into To Wong Fu, Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar.
S&M
A wholllle different club scene. Bust out your leathers, your whips. Platform boots, corsets….black, red, SKIN TIGHT. Bring your chains, your leashes, and your nipple clamps. Ouch, it hurts just typing it. S&M fetish clubs are no joke, so be prepared. To get kicked around by a mistress. Down dog!
OBEY! Or you’ll get a heel to the back.
The Vault
565 w. 23rd st New York, NY 10011
Baroness
530 E 13th Street B, New York, NY 10009
Part of the bondage/fetish scene is the latex. Latex is a staple and that is exactly what The Baroness specializes in. Rubber clothing? Sure thing. Not only that but The Baroness knows that some people dig the role-play and she’s created costumes to feed the fantasty. Nuns? Evil Which? Pick your poison.
Part of the bondage/fetish scene is the latex. Latex is a staple and that is exactly what The Baroness specializes in. Rubber clothing? Sure thing. Not only that but The Baroness knows that some people dig the role-play and she’s created costumes to feed the fantasty. Nuns? Evil Which? Pick your poison.
Purple Passion
211 West 20th Street, New York, NY 10011
Yes you can buy the clothing but you can also get toys, books (ya know to study up on the history) floggers, boots, and last but CERTAINLY not least, straight jackets. Woa. STRAIGHT JACKETS.
Yes you can buy the clothing but you can also get toys, books (ya know to study up on the history) floggers, boots, and last but CERTAINLY not least, straight jackets. Woa. STRAIGHT JACKETS.
Study UP.
Sex it up by....
getting away for the weekend. How about courting your lady/man again by taking them on a romantic weekend. You don’t need to go far. Sometimes locking yourself in a hotel room, wrapped under covers and ordering room service is the sexiest option. Turn off the cell phones and Blackberry’s, drink champagne and GET LUCKY.
Alex Hotel
205 East 45th St., New York, NY 10017
Serene and luxurious, newly, constructed hotel with impeccable services and amenities. 203 Deluxe guest rooms and suites custom designed by David Rockwell featuring fine amenities such as Sharp Aquos LCD flat panel TV's in every guest room, suite and bath, Frette Linen, T-1 High Speed Internet Conne...
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Serene and luxurious, newly, constructed hotel with impeccable services and amenities. 203 Deluxe guest rooms and suites custom designed by David Rockwell featuring fine amenities such as Sharp Aquos LCD flat panel TV's in every guest room, suite and bath, Frette Linen, T-1 High Speed Internet Connection, Suites with fully equipped Gourmet Poggen Pohl Kitchens, Frette Linens and much more. Complimenting this sophisticated and contemporary hotel is one of NYC's notable restaurants RIINGO. A creation of Aquavit's award winning Chef, Marcus Samuelsson. RIINGO also provides the Alex with 24-Hour Room service and private dining. Residential Suites available for long term sojourns to New York.Please note that at check in, the front desk will verify your check out date. If for any reason you depart earlier than your original length of stay you will be charged one night's room and tax.
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