Celebrity Sexy Time

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March 16, 2009
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A cheating spouse or significant other usually ends in tears, thrown pans, broken windows and a guest appearance on Cops. To avoid that messy scene my wife and I have given each other some breathing room. We're not into key parties or swapping with our neighbors, but we each have a list. This list contain five celebrities that (if the highly unlikely opportunity arose) we have an "infidelity pass" for. Who would you or your significant other break the sacred vows with?

1. Christina Ricci

Even as a kid I had a crush on Christina Ricci. We’re both about the same age, we’re both into tattoos, we’re both dog lovers, we’re both insanely good looking… All I need is the right moment to make this happen.

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2. Scarlett Johansson - Great movies, huge talent, enormous personality.

3. Keira Knightley - She makes me want to live in medieval times. I’d even wear the powdered wigs and crazy pants.

4. Jenny Lewis – The cutest singer to sing on earth or any other planet in the last 1,000 years.

5. Jena Malone – The reason I wore out my Donnie Darko DVD and started wearing skeleton t-shirts.

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Anna Faris

Let’s see… she goofy, sexy, smart, and already has the same last name as me, so really the impact I had on her life would be minimal. Plus she’s a local girl, meaning I have a slightly better than normal chance of being shot down by her (in person).

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2. Clive Owen – He is a massive steaming pile of badassery and she loves him for it.

3. Peter Krause – Due to Six Feet Under I see Peter as family. She sees him as a highly desirable piece of meat.

4. James McAvoy – He’s a little too Tobey Maguirish, but this Atonement heartthrob currently clawing his way to number one on this list.

5. Ryan Gosling – After The Notebook this guy gained access to every woman’s top five list in the world. The list’s subject is irrelevant (top five recipes, top five duvet covers, top five names for my rabbit), he’s on it anyway.

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: by elguapo 03/16/2009 Reply

Yesss!!! the Gspot nipple covers are back. Great guide, but Keira Knightly pic is missing.

: by aliciak 03/14/2009 Reply

Hehe I love how you censored the chests! Haha.

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hi_liner

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Past: I left Montana in the summer. I couldn't wait to get to San Francisco. Future: I left San Francisco in the fall. I couldn't wait to get to Montana.