Angelenos are well aware of the insane driving conditions here in LA. Having a driver rids you of those pesky road rage sessions that seem to happen with great frequency here in the city of angels.

Despite my overwhelming manliness, I have to admit that I enjoy shopping. Still, you have to give it up to someone for being so lazy that they can’t be bothered to buy stuff for themselves.

I hate cleaning up after myself, so I actually call this service from time to time to maintain the general upkeep of our condo.

Another reputable house cleaning service, although I think it’s interesting and a little bit of false advertising that “Beverly Hills” is displayed so prominently in their title, and yet they’re in Koreatown. How very ethnic of them.

Oprah – despite her flagrant inability to lose any weight – has a personal chef. Jay-Z also has a personal chicken wing chef in his entourage. Isn’t it about time you stopped getting your hands dirty with foodstuff and pawned it off to someone else?

This is the place to see mid 30’s Korean men dressed in flashy clothes, driving high end import cars and wonder to yourself, “Jeezus, what do these guys do for a living?” Whether a Monday morning, Wednesday afternoon or Friday night, they are always here.

Mi corazon used to work for the Murad group, and despite some particularly vitriolic statements she’s made about certain coworkers, she’s always spoken highly about the facilities. I’ve also visited the premises on a friends and family discount and I’ve always had a good time.

Burke Williams is one of the most popular chains that have popped up in Southern California lately. They have lots of special deals that get you in the door, but be careful of their multiple add-ons, things you wouldn’t think they’d be able to charge for… such things as slippers, robes, you know, the air you breathe in their facilities.

I had the unfortunate experience of lounging around with my gay friends at this gay spa… unfortunate in that I was not aware of said spa’s catering towards the homersexual clientele. Still, despite all of the guy on guy sexual tension going around, it was a relatively relaxing experience.

As an avowed abstainer from coffee I rarely feel the urge to go to Starbucks, save this location. There are so many wannabe screenwriters and Hollywood types that clog up this location that I can’t help but feel better about myself after seeing their pretentious displays of status.