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The Seven Deadly Sins in Los Angeles: Greed

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Although gluttony and certainly lust are way up there in my quest for "favorite deadly sin", I think I might have to give the top spot to greed. LA's a big city and there's lots of mooks to be taken and money to be made. Here are a few places that I've seen greed rear its head and a few people that make my avarice pale in comparison.

Greed

Defined as excessive desire to acquire or possess more – especially more material wealth – than one needs or deserves.

Note the Tattoo on the Hand

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Greed will make you do things that you never thought possible.

Commerce Casino

6131 East Telegraph Rd., Los Angeles, CA 90040

This is the de facto casino in Los Angeles. All of the LA based poker pros play here, and the limits range from $2 to $10,000. Speaking from personal experience losing a ton of dough, if you’re going to play here, you better be good.

This is the de facto casino in Los Angeles. All of the LA based poker pros play here, and the limits range from $2 to $10,000. Speaking from personal experience losing a ton of dough, if you’re going to play here, you better be good.

Sometimes I Do Get Lucky

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This is what resulted from four hours with the hot hand in the dice game, baby girl! Talking about klakkity klakkity klak! OK, so my girlfriend won all of it for me.

Bicycle Club Casino

7301 Eastern Avenue, Bell Gardens, CA 90201

Hollywood Park Casino

3883 W. Century Blvd., Inglewood, CA 90303

Despite the extremely high real estate prices on the west side, Hollywood Park’s Casino and Race Track has been around forever. $1 hot dogs and beers bring out all of the weirdos, but I always ignore them in pursuit of that money.

Despite the extremely high real estate prices on the west side, Hollywood Park’s Casino and Race Track has been around forever. $1 hot dogs and beers bring out all of the weirdos, but I always ignore them in pursuit of that money.

Race to the Finish

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So… you wanna hit up the tables after this?

Normandie Casino

1045 W Rosecrans Ave, Gardena, CA 90247

The French-style, Normandie Casino features all forms of Poker including Texas Hold’em, Caribbean Stud, and Pai Gow Poker. Too bad I’ve never won here before in all of my visits. Don’t bother frequenting Normandie Casino unless you want to launder a lot of money.

The French-style, Normandie Casino features all forms of Poker including Texas Hold’em, Caribbean Stud, and Pai Gow Poker. Too bad I’ve never won here before in all of my visits. Don’t bother frequenting Normandie Casino unless you want to launder a lot of money.

Hustler Casino

1000 West Redondo Beach Blvd., Gardena, CA 90247

Seeing the Hustler Casino as one of Larry Flynt’s attempts to legitimatize his business holdings, gives you a pretty good idea of the type of business he used to run. I think it’s pretty brilliant that they get male patrons distracted by all the female flesh, but then again that’s for another guide.

Seeing the Hustler Casino as one of Larry Flynt’s attempts to legitimatize his business holdings, gives you a pretty good idea of the type of business he used to run. I think it’s pretty brilliant that they get male patrons distracted by all the female flesh, but then again that’s for another guide.

OK USA!

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I never really equated pornography and gambling with patriotism, but thinking about it now, it all makes sense.

Hollywood Stock Exchange

1925 Century Park E #700 Los Angeles, CA 90067

An innovative concept, the Hollywood Stock Exchange endeavors to put prices on the heads of movie stars and then buy and trade them according to their given market value. Indentured Servitude making a comeback in the 21st century!

Bear Stearns

1999 Avenue Of The Stars 3200, Los Angeles, CA 90067

With the credit crunch and the fall of investment banks making daily newspapers, none of the once mighty have fallen as hard as Bear Stearns. Greed and fear are said to be the only emotions in the stock game, but apparently the latter was pushed aside in favor of the former.

With the credit crunch and the fall of investment banks making daily newspapers, none of the once mighty have fallen as hard as Bear Stearns. Greed and fear are said to be the only emotions in the stock game, but apparently the latter was pushed aside in favor of the former.

$2 Bill

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Once valued at over $100, JP Morgan’s initial offer for each share of Bear Stearns was $2. Which is just banker-ese for “GOTCHA BITCH!”

 

Greed in LA

Greed Lust and Cloning

A soundtrack to a movie that was never made, Greed Lust and Cloning is like a cross between all of the 007 songs that you heard and Debbie Does Dallas era porn backing music. Don’t tell me you don’t know what I’m talking about!

Greed is Good

Is it, Gordon Gekko? Is it? My mom never told me to trust a man with an alliterative name.

Church of Scientology

1413 L Ron Hubbard Way, Los Angeles, CA 90027

You know you’ve made it in this town when they name a street after you. Infamous for their powerful Hollywood backers and outlandish theories (Xenu anybody?) L. Ron’s religion brings in a prodigious amount of money, usually spent on wacky proselytizing literature and blue buildings. whisper It’s to keep the aliens away.

You know you’ve made it in this town when they name a street after you. Infamous for their powerful Hollywood backers and outlandish theories (Xenu anybody?) L. Ron’s religion brings in a prodigious amount of money, usually spent on wacky proselytizing literature and blue buildings. whisper It’s to keep the aliens away.

The Cult of Greed

Time’s biting expose on Scientology, hosted by… Rick Ross? Seriously??

Hustle-in', Hustle-in'

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Rick Ross knows that the biggest hustler in the game be L. Ron Hubbard.

Prosperity Theology

The largely Christian teaching that devout religious belief will result in material prosperity.  I’m not a theologist or anything, but wasn’t Jesus all about the poor and the downtrodden?  You know, “Blessed are the meek” and “harder for a rich man to enter heaven than a camel to pass through the head of a needle”?  Man, Jesus, really knew how to break out the analogies, man!

Crenshaw Christian Center

7901 S Vermont Avenue, Los Angeles, CA 90044

You see the main pastor Dr. K.C. Price here on Channel 11 every Sunday morning exhorting people to pray, repent and of course donate generously to the church. However, with great power comes great responsibility.

You see the main pastor Dr. K.C. Price here on Channel 11 every Sunday morning exhorting people to pray, repent and of course donate generously to the church. However, with great power comes great responsibility.

Trinity Christian City International

TBN’s headquarters in Costa Mesa.

Trinity Broadcasting Network Expose

Brilliantly written LA Times article on the founders of TBN and the lavish lifestyles that they have allowed themselves off of contributions.

Appearances are Deceiving

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Although in this case, they look as untrustworthy as they really are. It’s unbelievable how many extravagant things these people have bought with poor and impressionable Christians’ money.

Greed

1813 E Washington Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA 90021

A men’s clothing store in West LA that features high end clothing that looks decidedly low end. Lots of Ed Hardy stuff here.

A men’s clothing store in West LA that features high end clothing that looks decidedly low end. Lots of Ed Hardy stuff here.

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