St. Patrick's Day in Seattle: Best Irish Pubs
St. Patrick's Day in Seattle! This is the once a year occasion when the "Seattle Freeze" is broken and its infamous passive-aggressive nature becomes exclusively aggressive-- all thanks to sweet, sweet alcohol. But before you stumble the streets, brush up on your Seattle Irish pub repertoire.
Bars You're Most Likely to get Your Ass Kicked and End up in Jail
What’s St.Patrick’s Day if there’s no brawling? And good news, alcohol is known to enhance your coordination, reflexes and depth perception! So throw down some whiskey, wear your meanest mug and get ready for some good old fashion bar fights!
You could very possibly die here. Think Motorhead and bikers. Just don’t make eye contact with anyone. But cool art and the $2 Papst was worth the shiner.
You could very possibly die here. Think Motorhead and bikers. Just don’t make eye contact with anyone. But cool art and the $2 Papst was worth the shiner.
This bar embraces all that is 3rd avenue: crack dealers, subsidized housing/homelessness, and general bad assness. But the potential of getting my ass kicked doesn’t phase me ‘cause they always play the Pogues and Dropkick Murphies, and they’ve got the best happy hour in town!
This bar embraces all that is 3rd avenue: crack dealers, subsidized housing/homelessness, and general bad assness. But the potential of getting my ass kicked doesn’t phase me ‘cause they always play the Pogues and Dropkick Murphies, and they’ve got the best happy hour in town!
There's a Race on St. Patty's Day?
Not a drinker? Sounds boring… Check out Seattle’s 2009 Irish Week for legitimate cultural activities like Irish folk dancing, and I guess running, ’cause apparently Irish people like to run… (from the cops!).
Seattle Irish Pup Locator
But you’ll be going by taxi anyway, right? Make sure to pinch your cab driver if he’s not wearing green— they’ll think it’s hilarious!
Bars Most Likely to do Cheesy St. Patty's Day Themes
I’m not hating. Green beer isn’t cliche at all.
Well, it is Fremont, are you really that surprised?
Well, it is Fremont, are you really that surprised?
Wallingford… basically the same thing.
Wallingford… basically the same thing.
I don’t think they do green beer or hang shamrock lights, but they definitely have sheperd’s pie and Guinness. How contrived, right?
I don’t think they do green beer or hang shamrock lights, but they definitely have sheperd’s pie and Guinness. How contrived, right?
Bars Fraternity Guys are Most Likely to Patron
Or in other words, bars to go to if you wanna get some hot douchy action. I predict lots of Axe wearing going on here.
Irish Emigrant
5260 University Way NE Seattle, wa 98105
Whenever I crave the fresh scent of Doritos and Polo Sport, I count on the Irish Emigrant in University District to hook me up.
And it’s right next to the Contour, so there is NO excuse to go home alone on St. Patty’s Day.
And it’s right next to the Contour, so there is NO excuse to go home alone on St. Patty’s Day.
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