Happy Easter! Prepare to Die!
No ordinary rabbit has the strength to haul around a ton of candy and toys for all the Easter celebrating kids in the world. Have you seen the size of bunnies? They're not that big. So thinking logically, the Easter Bunny has to be one giant MoFo. And when I think of a giant Easter Bunny I get a little scared. The following only cements my belief that the Easter Bunny is actually a minion of evil. I'm off to hide under my bed until Holy Week is over.