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How To Pretend You're A New Age Hippie
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Oh, those cute mod hippie girls are so cute. Until you see their armpits, that is. I say it's better off to fake it. So go grab your feather and your toe ring, and go camping with your memory foam sleeping bag the right way.
Buy expensive shirts that look like something your ex-boyfriend forgot at your house.
American Apparel
1615 Haight St, San Francisco, CA 94117
In the words of the famous hippie, Dolly Parton, “[i]t costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” We can all always count on American Apparel to ethically and extravagantly look average.
In the words of the famous hippie, Dolly Parton, “[i]t costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” We can all always count on American Apparel to ethically and extravagantly look average.
Tie stuff around your head.
Denounce consumerism at all costs.
Translation: Don’t tell them you got that feather headband at Forever 21.
Unless You're Buying A $200 Rock Polisher
Learn your hippie current events:
McDonalds Employee hides pot in Happy Meal box, delivers to child.
Wear deodorant that doesn't really work.
If I go the industrial route, I may ultimately suffer from aluminum-induced altzheimer’s disease. But if I go the hippie route, I will be blessed with lucid memories of smelling really bad my whole life.
Rainbow Grocery
1745 Folsom St, San Francisco, CA 94103
Much like with childbirth, the pain of buying deodorant which doesn’t actually deodorize tends to fade with time, luring me back to the cosmetics aisle of fancy grocery stores. Any suggestions, my natural hippie friends?
Much like with childbirth, the pain of buying deodorant which doesn’t actually deodorize tends to fade with time, luring me back to the cosmetics aisle of fancy grocery stores. Any suggestions, my natural hippie friends?
Be a freegan.
For those of you who aren’t just PRETENDING to be poor, freegans are allowed to chow on cow when it is provided at no cost.
Open a juice bar called "Grassoline."
Seriously, who’s in? I haven’t been this excited since my dad and I tried to design a donut-flavored coffee called “Coff-Nuts.” In any case, whenever patrons get their loin cloths all in a bunch when they discover you’re charging $9 for a shot of wheat grass, just switch the blender to high.
Frapez
4092 18th St, San Francisco, CA 94114
They actually serve their wheatgrass shots in stemware.
They actually serve their wheatgrass shots in stemware.
Shiny healing rocks are key.
Make "KentuckyFriedCruelty.com" your homepage.
Talk about alkalinity whenever possible.
Like, "I'm just trying to achieve emotional alkalinity this year."
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MINUS the fact that I wear deodarant- the good kind.
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yEP, I’m a New Age Hippie- no lie.
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