San Francisco's Best Cougar Dens

Looking for a high class coug? Tired of the regular run-o-the-mill of girls at every other neighborhood bar? Look no further than Balboa Cafe. The cougs here are definitely on the high end with nice apartments near by in case you… want to see her den.

I can’t walk through Trad’r Sam’s without tripping over some coug ready to pounce. The tropical theme gives a great backdrop to all the cubs looking for cougars to go home with. I almost feel like I’m on safari.

Warning – Trad’r Sam’s is pretty dark so be wary of aggressive cougars as you won’t know their true appearance until they get under a descent bulb.

Classy? Check!
Wine? Check!
Cheese? Check!
Sex in the bathroom? Possible!

I enjoy a glass of wine so getting to scout cougars while drinking pinot is definitely a bonus. The door to this hidden San Francisco gem is hard to see, but once your inside you’ll be set for the evening. And if the fabled bathroom encounter does happen, be respectful of the other patrons and keep it down.

For cougar hunters, District is the land of milk and honey. The cougs are spilling out on the sidewalk at this wine bar. Looking semi-cute and semi-wounded are the only requirements for being scooped up and taken home. On a good night, 10 minutes in here is all you need.

R Bar is the best den to get drunk the quickest. The bar tenders are extremely liberal with their pours making your courage level sky rocket within minutes.

The median age at R Bar is usually 36 to 38, meaning that these cougs just turned. Don’t look for the aggressive ones here, but don’t rule it out completely. After a few strong drinks, the dance floor in the back will be prime territory to be pounced upon.

Every cub gets hungry. Even when you’re looking for cougs ready to pounce, you need to eat. Eastside West has a great happy hour and awesome oysters.
Once your little tummy is filled with beer and oysters get ready to mingle with the big cats. The crowd is usually packed and the average age is usually double what yours is.