Woo Me and Win a Safety Cone!!!!

by aliciak
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February 17, 2009
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That's right, it's time to get competitive in the name of lovable, huggable and kissable Safety Cones! Switching it up on the ole Guidespot here so that one of you lucky readers can welcome a Snow-Proof Safety Cone into your home. So how do you win? Woo me. That's right, woo me. In the spirit of Valentine's Day, you're basically trying to woo me to be your Valentine or make me laugh heartily or amuse me with your wit or impress me with your poetry-writing skills (haiku counts!) or find a video that will knock my socks off. Get creative within these internetty online confines and start wooing!

A List Of Cones That Are Inferior To Safety Cone:

Pine cones – Too sticky. Also bring back bad memories of having to pick them up from my aunt’s lawn for 5 cents each.

Waffle Cones – The smell of them makes me hungry. Safety cone is more supportive of a healthy lifestyle.

Sugar Cone – Like a waffle cone’s worthless younger brother who doesn’t even have a fake I.D.

Cone Cells – Had to draw these in Mr. Stonich’s science class, and I got a C-. He liked to make puns, so he said I failed to make a “cone-necction.” Also responsible for color-blindness.

Cone Heads – Not funny. Makes me wonder if their brains are that shape, or if there’s just cone-shaped air up there.

added by Elissa 02/09/2009

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Ode, Safety Cone!

Let me get right to the point.

When I run to hold you, I get a stitch in my side.

When we’re cheek-to-cheek, my face gets all plushed.

How I yarn for your lips.

Your eyes say “Bead Mine”.

There’s “Snow Proof” needed for me.

You provide “crochet” in my life, Mon Ami!

Orange you glad I want to be your valentine?

Cone, you be mine too?

added by lenspace 02/10/2009

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I like to: crochet, eat, read, write, go to museums, watch old movies, cook, bake, observe children, visit the library, travel, cut my own hair, explore New York, mix gin drinks, bike ride, take photographs, keep in touch with people, be crafty, swim in the ocean, make bets, and read blogs and ca...