El Guapo's Guide to Running the Chicago Marathon

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El Guapo's Guide to Running the Chicago Marathon

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by acornfactory  10/22/2008  Reply

you were one giant reminder to those poor running folks to eat their potassium and keep those cramps away! you’re a saint el guapo!!

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by elguapo  10/20/2008  Reply

This year brotha. This year. Full El Guapo will be there.

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by chuck  10/20/2008  Reply

Hey El Guapo, when are you gonna run B2B? and not as your 1/3 self?

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by elguapo  10/20/2008  Reply

Captainplanit. You forgot about the McLobster sandwich (available seasonally at participating McDowell’s in Maine and New Hampshire)

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by captinplanit  10/20/2008  Reply

I would stop at McDonald’s to get a McRib and a Shamrock shake. Those items really should be on the menu all year round. You can’t just take them away and bring them back whenever you feel like it. This isn’t Soviet Russia.

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by elguapo  10/20/2008  Reply

Thanks Joelio, indeed it was a miracle. From now one please refer to me as El Jebus.

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by joel5056  10/20/2008  Reply

Sr. Guapo, you are one awesome fruit. The chance that two people wear banana suits anywhere at the same time, without prior collaboration defies all reason. Great, now I’m going to have to go get religious in light of this impossible miracle.

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by elguapo  10/20/2008  Reply

Indeed. Good call Tobias. Seriously, who gets a fillet-o-fish?

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by tobiasisqueenmary  10/20/2008  Reply

I got a Filet-O-Fish at the 17-mile-marker. And it gave me the strength to make it… to the 17.5-mile-marker to vomit.

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by elguapo  10/20/2008  Reply

Katlin, Banana # 2 was actually just a spectator. I didn’t know him but when I saw him on the sidelines I was like, “Dude, we need to get a picture.” Funny how two idiots can independently both have the same incredibly bad idea.

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by elguapo  10/20/2008  Reply

Captainplanit, Air Hobos can be purchased at zappos.com, and Nordstrom Rack. Alternatively, they can be found riding the rails in your local boxcar.

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by katlin  10/20/2008  Reply

I watched “Run Fat Boy Run” last night…not saying your fat, hahahahaha, but that movie is funny. Is that other banana guy just another banana in the race, or did you know each other?

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by captinplanit  10/20/2008  Reply

The lights stopped working 2 years ago on my British Knights. Where can I get a pair of those sweet LA Gear hobo shoes?

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by elguapo  10/20/2008  Reply

Of course. El Guapo always suspected those two were in cahoots.

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by vanessamoore  10/20/2008  Reply

They probably included the B of A’s so in case you only brought your ATM you still would be able to stop at McDonalds.

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by elguapo  10/20/2008  Reply

Nicobrx, that is an awesome race, dude!! It’s for a great cause and looks like a ton of fun. Definitely right up El Guapo’s alley. So count me in for next year. In the banana costume with all the gorillas chasing me, I’ll be like the fake rabbit that the greyhounds chase at the dog races. Ha!

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by nicobrx  10/20/2008  Reply

Dude, this is awesome! I’m picturing El Plátano with some very hungry suitors here next year.

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