Roses are READ ME! Violets are MAKE SOME UP TOO!

by ethwiny  2 contributors  -  October 21, 2008   + Add To This Guide
Literature & Arts | Humor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I thought for a minute, And came up with a few. Slap on your (poet) beret, And make some up too.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue.
I would probably be happier,
Without the stone in my shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I bid adieu.
To you, and you, and YOU!

Roses are funny, violets don’t wear shoes.
My stomach is growling,
what food should I choose?

Roses are red, Violets are black
Why is your chest, as flat as your back?
(Thanks cuz, you are truly a poet.)

added by steelersfan 10/31/2008
 

Roses are red, Violets ain’t yellow.
The boy I now date,
Sure is a fine fellow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.
In about two months I will watch the Grinch and Cindy Lou Who.

Roses are red, Violets could be black.
Sitting at my desk gives me pain in my back.

Roses are tired, violets are plants
I’m married, so there’s no
getting in my pants.

[Boy, I suck.]

added by mswen 10/22/2008
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