Denver: where it all started and where it must end
It is a little known fact that one of the world’s best kept secrets, an international conspiracy of unimaginable proportions, is centred around Denver. Originally sent to Denver to keep an eye on the world’s greatest hippie centre just next door in Boulder, various generations of Illuminati have congregated here and now infiltrate almost every business. Nefarious and nasty nemesis of all that should be holy in the world, the mysterious Baron Greenback, these dastardly deviants have been plotting the Fall since before Milton wrote of it.
Of course, the elephant in the room here is why ThePoorestTourist does not discuss Robert Anton Wilson, the Illuminatus! Trilogy or the Law of Five. What gives?
No-one knows just how deep the conspiracy goes. What we have managed to ascertain is that these guys work for some of the largest and most profitable businesses in the world.
No-one knows just how deep the conspiracy goes. What we have managed to ascertain is that these guys work for some of the largest and most profitable businesses in the world.
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