Broccoli Shampoo & Other Curious Ways Human Beings Like To Ingest Antioxidants

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September 09, 2009
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This just in: The word "antioxidant" has suddenly been found to improve product value at more astonishing rates than Hello Kitty. How far would you go to put a stop to free radicals?

BORBA antioxidizing lip gloss.

The average woman swallows 4 pounds of lipstick in a lifetime. Why not glom on some BORBA while you’re at it!?

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Body Wash

I actually use this daily. But I didn’t even realize it had antioxidants until just now. It smells really nice though. Does my skin look more radiant!?

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It still probably tastes like wax, just like all other Hershey's chocolate.

I’m the type of person who tries to come up with great health plans, such as mixing flax seeds into my chocolate fondue to negate sugar and fat content. But perhaps if I purchase THIS chocolate…

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Your date will love the crisp broccoli aroma in your sultry locks.

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Somehow this makes me feel like it would cause green teeth.

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