Relive the Future: Idiocracy in Denver

  • by leigh
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  • August 25, 2008
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Whether it's extra bigass fries, a gentleman's latte or law school in the wholesale store, you don't have to wait 500 years to relive the memories of Mike Judge's Idiocracy right in modern-day Denver.

Welcome to Costco, I love you

Not yet to the point of self-referential images taped to their chests, it’s still strange to have a greeter at the entrance of a store. When greeters start telling me (and every other visitor) their feelings, I’m going to stop shopping altogether. Or when law school becomes an added in-store feature, whichever happens first.

Costco

5195 Wadsworth Blvd, Arvada, CO 80002

I went to law school here

It's not news... it's Fox News

Up to this point our newscasters are still usually fully clothed. Stop by the Denver headquarters or check out the latest online.

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I love my Starbucks, but I’m not so sure that the adult Starbucks would have the same midday draw. Extra foam, anyone?

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Even now, we can get our EXTRA BIGASS FRIES… or at least a large fries. Whatever they’re calling it these days.

St. God's Memorial Hospi(tal)

So, you can’t get brawndo from the water fountain, and there aren’t pictorial representations of medical maladies for the receptionists, but you can probably get better treatment as a result.

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by brianp  03/03/2008  Reply

What are electrolytes?

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by alexandraf  02/29/2008  Reply

LoL!!

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leigh Rss 

Highland, Denver
My theory of life: insomnia and espresso are a winning combination. My mantra: Serenity now! Serenity now!

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