Fight Club

Fancy Hotel Restaurant

The food is excellent, the waiters courteous. “Still,” you wonder, “what goes on behind those kitchen doors?”
Special seasonings anyone?

Choke

Living History

Any time someone is dressed in costumes centuries out of date, it’s a little hard to remember that at the end of the day they go home too. And seriously, they don’t like middle school kids messing with them.

Haunted

Swimming Pool

If you haven’t read the story, I’m not going to tell you why this is important. You need a strong stomach to get through this one… read the story by Saint Gut-Free. Rumor has it that this story actually caused many people to pass out during readings by the author while he was on tour. Suffice it to say I’m still a little squeamish about getting anywhere near water-cycling swimming pools.

Hot Springs

Nothing’s better than a nice dip in the hot springs when the ground is stiff with ice and snow. As long as the water isn’t too hot. The Baroness Frostbite probably wouldn’t go anywhere near one, not any more.

Snuff

Released May 20, 2008, Snuff is Chuck’s newest book. It’s on the to-read list.

Invisible Monsters

Talent Agencies

Good looks? Great body? Need to prove yourself amongst your peers?

Cosmetic Surgery

For taking care of all those pesky physical imperfections, or repairing the damage from where your jaw got removed by a shotgun and carried away by birds.

Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

Salvaged Cars

For those who can only go out at night and want to take part in that strangest of all games, Party Crashing, you’ll need a car. Since it’s going to get totaled anyways (hey, that’s the point, right?!) it’s worth getting one cheap. Remember the car ornamentation you need for the night’s game and, really, don’t get bitten.

Survivor

Spa & Gym

Nothing is more important in the world of televangelism than appearance. Look your best for your upcoming book release, Superbowl show or attempt to crash a plane into the ocean.

Lullaby

Used Children’s Books

If the book is old, tattered and contains lullabies… you might want to try them out on an enemy before reading them to your child. Never know what might happen, aka death.