Screw shaving. El Guapo suggests you grow out the stache for the Movember Mustache Extravaganza. Your girlfriend will hate it but you will have diplomatic mustache immunity since you are growing the stache for cancer research. Win-Win!
This is just a slick way of telling all the internet hoes that you have a girlfriend.. which makes them that much more attracted to your sexxxy ways, Mitch.Kocen. :)