Quiz Yourself! Best of Offbeat Internet Quizzes
I was bored. <shrug> If you're bored too take some of these quizzes. You may learn a whole lot about yourself!
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North
You may think you speak “Standard English straight out of the dictionary” but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like “Are you from Wisconsin?” or “Are you from Chicago?” Chances are you call carbonated drinks “pop.”
Philadelphia The Northeast The Midland The South Boston The West North Central
My nerdiness is:
Not nerdy, but then again maybe not all that cool either.
(Yeah, I think that’s pretty much accurate!)
Score: 40% (6 out of 15)
This quiz tastes like burning!
You, my friend, are a washing machine.
Pity the washing machine, who hums in the basements and closets of people, working hard and hidden away, unappreciated. Your answers tell me that you tend to be on the moodier side and you may not have confidence in yourself. You deserve to love who you are, and don’t forget it.
I am a 12% Fart Master!
Either you lie or you have no rectum. We know your type secret farters who live a life of cramping and repression.
Score: 53% (8 out of 15)
I’m shocked and dismayed at my lack of cheap beer knowledge!
Um. I love ya’ll, but, these results are personal.
Score: 80% (12 out of 15)
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