"Ok, book": Annoying Predictive Text Mistakes

Most Common Mistakes

me = of

if = he

*sh*t* = shiv  SHIV??

I want to say: cool

My phone says: book

Ok, do I EVER want to text the word “book”?  Come on.

I want to say: *f**k* (without the asterisks)

My phone says: dual or duck

Really?  I have to guess that the f-bomb is one of the most popularly texted words, and you don’t even put it in your t9?  What, because some little kid might accidentally say it?  Please. 

The iPhone Might Not Solve Your Problems...

The iPhone also does predictive text— I’m sure there’s a way to turn it off, but I’m either too dumb or lazy to figure it out. 

I want to say: home

My phone says: good

“movies” and “mother” if making certain kinds of jokes or innuendo, you shouldn’t mix them up
go=in=im

I want to say: are

My phone says: see

And vice versa I suppose.

I want to say: guy

My phone says: hit

Is it trying to tell me something??

and still they come

I want to say meal, the phone says neck “want to come over to mine on monday for a neck?” great

I say loud, the phone chooses love

any = boy, or cow or box or bow

kiss=lips (cute)

My phone refuses to spell sombrero correctly.

Good thing I only need to spell that maybe once a year?