Gypsy Style

Give free crystal ball readings, and of course don’t forget to dress up to make the pimping complete!

Origami Style

Hawaiin Style

Dorm Style

Note the sleeping employee underneath the desk…

Don’t take my stapler!

The Office Inspirational Poster

No pimped office is complete without a snarky inspirational poster. And I know you love snark.

Fish!

How cool is this?! Buy some fish. haha.

Shed some light on the situation

How cool is this desk lamp?! Even cooler than you think. It is also green and we all know that you have to be green to be cool.

With this primitive setup, you can confuse your co-workers and really avoid doing any work whatsoever.

Forget those cheesy inspirational posters. This one is a great deterrent for all of those who enter your cube drinking the corporate Kool-Aid.

Help me pimp-out this desk!

That is a fireplace in the background with a virtual fire… a couch, an ottoman, TWO lambswool rugs, plants and candles… Now I need the wine!

The TreeHugger Pimped Desk

Via pimpmycube.org.

Dwight Schrute Bobble Head and World's Best Boss Mug

This will help pimp your office. Dwight is THE pimp of the office.

BEAN BAGS!!

So much more fun than sitting at a desk!

You need a new desk

This one is pretty!

This baguette wrist cushion is ergonomically correct and will have you craving carbs all day long. And, will freak people out (the best part).

Best. Mouse Pad. Ever.

I’m not exactly sure what would possess someone to make a mouse pad featuring a bunny with a handlebar ‘stache, but it’s sort of the best thing ever and you totally need to own one.

Yep—it’s a bubble wrap calendar. Because we all need our fix, even at work.