The World's Grossest Piercings, Tattoos, and Body Modifications

by improbable  2 contributors  -  November 09, 2008   + Add To This Guide

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DO NOT READ THIS if you have a weak stomach, a weak heart, or weak bowels. Do not read this if you are eating, or have eaten, or plan to eat anything ever again. Do not read this if you are considering doing something stupid to your own body, as I do not want to be held responsible. (But if you've already had it done, and it was a good experience, tell us the story and let us know where!) And of course, if you know someone who has done something horrifically stupid to themselves, please post their photo here so the rest of us can be appropriately grossed out. Eeeew!

Body Modification

Wikipedia defines body modification as “the deliberate altering of the human body for non-medical reasons”. If you’ve had your ears pierced, you’ve engaged in body modification.

Some people like to go a little farther. And fortunately (or unfortunately) for us, they sometimes take photos. Whatever your personal take on tattoos, piercings, scarification, microdermals, or anything else, here’s your opportunity to share it with the rest of us.

Swedish Medical Center

1221 Madison St, Seattle, WA 98104

I’m not saying anything will go wrong, just be sure you know where to go if it does.

I’m not saying anything will go wrong, just be sure you know where to go if it does.

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When fishing trips go wrong…

The Body Modification Ezine

If you are not yet thoroughly grossed out, check out the “Extreme/Heavy Mods” section. AAAGGH!

Since you’re not going to eat for the next week anyway.

Puget Sound Blood Center

1021 112th Ave Ne, Bellevue, WA 98004

If you’re going to bleed, why not do it for a good cause?

If you’re going to bleed, why not do it for a good cause?

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The irony is that he quit his job at the pincushion factory yesterday.

Lucky Devil Body Piercing

1720 12th Ave, Seattle, WA 98122

Another fantastic shop on par with Apocalypse.

Another fantastic shop on par with Apocalypse.

Good shop, good selection, good bet.

Good shop, good selection, good bet.

DIY

I knew a girl who had a little tattoo of a heart on her hand. When I asked her the story behind it, she told me she did it herself. Do-it-yourself tattoos definitely double the cool factor.

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Clever place to hide a cheat sheet.

Wikipedia: Scarification

Piercing na mão

I can’t even look at this one. I am writing this caption with my eyes closed.

Seattle Tattoo Emporium

1106 Pike St, Seattle, WA 98101

Established in 1941, this is the longest continuously run tattoo shop in the nation.

Established in 1941, this is the longest continuously run tattoo shop in the nation.

Fulani mouth tattoo

The Peul (aka Fulani) of Mali tattoo the edges of their mouths.

Utrecht Art Supplies

1124 Pike St, Seattle, WA 98101

If you’re having second thoughts about sticking pieces of metal through your skin, perhaps you should just get a Sharpie and go to town.

If you’re having second thoughts about sticking pieces of metal through your skin, perhaps you should just get a Sharpie and go to town.

One of Seattle’s best known tattoo parlors, terrific for classic tattoo styles.

One of Seattle’s best known tattoo parlors, terrific for classic tattoo styles.

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Subdermal implants are also known as 3-D implants or pocketing. Stay away from really strong magnets.

Fenix Tattoo

106 1st Ave S, Seattle, WA 98104

Great tattoo parlor in Seattle’s Pioneer Square.

Great tattoo parlor in Seattle’s Pioneer Square.

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If this is what it meant to be suspended back in middle school, I would never, ever, ever have skipped class.

University of Washington Pain Center

4245 Roosevelt Way Ne, Seattle, WA 98105

Would you believe that some people actually try to avoid pain?

Would you believe that some people actually try to avoid pain?

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Some people claim that suspension allows them to reach a higher level of consciousness. It may also be done for ritual purposes, as an art form, or simply just for fun.

On splinters

Back when I was little, if I got a splinter I would find a pair of tweezers and pull it out. These are the people who looked for a bigger piece of wood to push in after it.

Wikipedia: Suspension as body modification

Odd piercings.

Back shrapnel.

Circumcision

Yes, circumcision qualifies as body modification. Did you know that just a decade ago, 30% of doctors used no anesthetic for the procedure? Whether you’re for or against the procedure, today’s newborns should be grateful that we live in more enlightened times.

Oh yeah, bet you’re hungry now…

Body Mod Duck

Some of these bodymod ideas are just quackers.

Apocalypse Tattoo

1556 E Olive Way, Seattle, WA 98102

Seattle’s top tattoo parlor, Apocalypse draws rave reviews from its customers.

Seattle’s top tattoo parlor, Apocalypse draws rave reviews from its customers.

More bad ideas.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world

’twould be a shame to damage yours.

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To think that my mother was so mad at me back when I got my belly button pierced in 1994.

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Discussions

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Dear Gods in Heaven. Hey, well, thanks at least for leaving the genital piercing pics out . . .

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Barf! I am all for personal expression but WOW. These pics make me feel like a friggin’ stepford wife!

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