The World's Grossest Piercings, Tattoos, and Body Modifications
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DO NOT READ THIS if you have a weak stomach, a weak heart, or weak bowels. Do not read this if you are eating, or have eaten, or plan to eat anything ever again. Do not read this if you are considering doing something stupid to your own body, as I do not want to be held responsible. (But if you've already had it done, and it was a good experience, tell us the story and let us know where!) And of course, if you know someone who has done something horrifically stupid to themselves, please post their photo here so the rest of us can be appropriately grossed out. Eeeew!
Body Modification
Wikipedia defines body modification as “the deliberate altering of the human body for non-medical reasons”. If you’ve had your ears pierced, you’ve engaged in body modification.
Some people like to go a little farther. And fortunately (or unfortunately) for us, they sometimes take photos. Whatever your personal take on tattoos, piercings, scarification, microdermals, or anything else, here’s your opportunity to share it with the rest of us.
I’m not saying anything will go wrong, just be sure you know where to go if it does.
I’m not saying anything will go wrong, just be sure you know where to go if it does.
When fishing trips go wrong…
If you are not yet thoroughly grossed out, check out the “Extreme/Heavy Mods” section. AAAGGH!
Since you’re not going to eat for the next week anyway.
If you’re going to bleed, why not do it for a good cause?
If you’re going to bleed, why not do it for a good cause?
The irony is that he quit his job at the pincushion factory yesterday.
Another fantastic shop on par with Apocalypse.
Another fantastic shop on par with Apocalypse.
Good shop, good selection, good bet.
Good shop, good selection, good bet.
DIY
I knew a girl who had a little tattoo of a heart on her hand. When I asked her the story behind it, she told me she did it herself. Do-it-yourself tattoos definitely double the cool factor.
Clever place to hide a cheat sheet.
I can’t even look at this one. I am writing this caption with my eyes closed.
Established in 1941, this is the longest continuously run tattoo shop in the nation.
Established in 1941, this is the longest continuously run tattoo shop in the nation.
The Peul (aka Fulani) of Mali tattoo the edges of their mouths.
If you’re having second thoughts about sticking pieces of metal through your skin, perhaps you should just get a Sharpie and go to town.
If you’re having second thoughts about sticking pieces of metal through your skin, perhaps you should just get a Sharpie and go to town.
One of Seattle’s best known tattoo parlors, terrific for classic tattoo styles.
One of Seattle’s best known tattoo parlors, terrific for classic tattoo styles.
<—— Pretty much says it all.
Subdermal implants are also known as 3-D implants or pocketing. Stay away from really strong magnets.
Great tattoo parlor in Seattle’s Pioneer Square.
Great tattoo parlor in Seattle’s Pioneer Square.
If this is what it meant to be suspended back in middle school, I would never, ever, ever have skipped class.
Would you believe that some people actually try to avoid pain?
Would you believe that some people actually try to avoid pain?
Some people claim that suspension allows them to reach a higher level of consciousness. It may also be done for ritual purposes, as an art form, or simply just for fun.
On splinters
Back when I was little, if I got a splinter I would find a pair of tweezers and pull it out. These are the people who looked for a bigger piece of wood to push in after it.
Circumcision
Yes, circumcision qualifies as body modification. Did you know that just a decade ago, 30% of doctors used no anesthetic for the procedure? Whether you’re for or against the procedure, today’s newborns should be grateful that we live in more enlightened times.
Oh yeah, bet you’re hungry now…
Some of these bodymod ideas are just quackers.
Seattle’s top tattoo parlor, Apocalypse draws rave reviews from its customers.
Seattle’s top tattoo parlor, Apocalypse draws rave reviews from its customers.
’twould be a shame to damage yours.
To think that my mother was so mad at me back when I got my belly button pierced in 1994.
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