A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words

Before.....

Now I think that if I were given the opportunity that I would’ve been able to come up with this myself, but luckily I didn’t even have to. Levi Johnston boyfriend and “husband/father to be” to Sarah Palin’s saughter Bristol said on his Myspace page….

“I’m a f – - -in’ redneck” he goes on to say….
“I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- – - and just f – - -in’ chillin’ I guess.”

“Ya f – - – with me I’ll kick [your] ass.”

Nice boy, I couldn’t have narrated this photo any better.

I'm going to let YOU narrate this one

It’s quite clear what’s going on here……what’s Fergie screaming into the microphone???

Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls.....

“I’ve given up my career as a musician to become a professional SUPER HERO. I have a comic coming out in 2009…..better jet, the world needs some saving!” HM. Wonder what her super hero name is?? Cat Woman is already taken.

Please note I did not doctor this photo. I think his smile says it all.

Dear Fake George Bush,

I am sure you have had your suspicions for a while now. This picture probably confirmed them. Can’t you tell from the look on my face that I have such love for you? When this picture was taken I was thinking about how happy I was in your arms and where I wanted to put my hand…

I have secretly loved you from a far for so long now. I know deep down inside you must love me too.

Don’t be scared. If you just let go and give in we could be great together. I can see it now. The first gay couple in the White House! Or should I say, our house. You could be the First Lady when I win the election. You wouldn’t even have to move. Even better, you wouldn’t have to change the law so you could run for a third term as President.

Of course, we are going to have to keep this quiet for now. It would be much harder to be victorious and win the Republican vote if people knew I was gay. But once they swear me in, the closet door opens and there is nothing they can do about it!

It will be beautiful. Just think of the things we could do together! We could take over the world. Please be my First Lady!

Yours forever,

Fake John McCain

After.....

Though it isn’t a joke of my own, I think that Russell Brand the host of MTV’S VMA awards said it very poignantly…….

“That is the safe sex message of all time. Use a condom or become a Republican!

Raven Symone....

Disney star by day, turning tricks on street corners by night.

Heidi & Spencer

SPENCER: My girlfriend is starting to look like an alien.

HEIDI: My boyfriend is starting to look like a lumberjack.

SPENCER AND HEIDI: I wonder if I can get out of this contract.

(This skit was penned by the brilliant ladies at Go Fug Yourself. And fit perfectly with the photo.)